BS from a Basement

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Alright, I don't know. Are we even on the air? Can we anybody tell? Check, check, what? I don't know. If anybody out there in the universe can hear us, can you let us know? Because the timer, oh is the timer going? It's not going. Is it the Geostore? It could be the Aurora Borealis is the problem. Oh, I see the timer got moved. See it now where it is.

Oh, wait a minute, Carl. So much confusion. All right, Brian, we need a drink. Kick us off. Well, I wrote this one, this toast for the people. I love that you write them. Okay, you ready? Yeah.

From dawn till dusk we work away in hopes our efforts find the way to make you laugh until you cry or else we'll poke you in the eye. Love it. I can't reach that far right? I believe that you wrote that until the end of it. Now I believe it.

I'm surprised he didn't try to actually poke you like you liked it until that well it's hard to find you would do the block if you tried to poke I would do the three stooges block it would work yes it always works I'm still trying to find that what I was telling you I was looking for

I don't understand. It's gone. I gotta tell you why you're looking for that. I wonder if anyone listening to the show right now saw the Northern Lights. I heard about them, but I didn't quite go outside to look. Carl said he's going out at 7.30. That's when they're supposed to be on.

and we'll still be on the air. It's really let us know how they are really tough to walk out your door and look up. Well, it felt like there were a lot of lights in my backyard so I couldn't see. There was cloud. I did. I saw them. You did cloud cover last night. Yeah, it was cloudy here in Lakeville. Yeah, Christina Reene.

your Italian daughter pointed them out and we saw them. She had to point them out to you before you saw them. Did you, uh, I was in the basement watching TV. All right, listen, if you want to call in and talk to us tonight and we would love to have you do so, all you got to do

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You can add your comments right now on Facebook Live and on YouTube in the comments section. I don't even know. And it'll pop up in the studio and we all get to see how funny you are. All right. I need to do something real quick.

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So it's for the kids. I love it. And word is you may be an ad, what do you, how do you doff? How do you knight to you as an adjunct professor? I may, I may become an adjunct professor because I'm leading a little pilot program.

piece of junk professor. You're always breaking ground. I am. I always think in the kids. What we're going to do is we're going to have a little pilot program this year where I get four or five kids from the sports media department and they help me do things like video production, audio production, camera, camera works, statistics, camera person. It's

It's and I think what we'll do is we'll just kind of rotate them around so everybody gets to do everything and I think it'll be super fun for them. I think that that's great and as a parent of an athlete on the basketball team It's awesome to have that and so we can see it when we're not there. Yes. It's great for everyone win-win-win. It is a win-win-win. You don't get to try win often.

Try lamb. It's good for everybody. Lambda Lambda Lambda. It's good for me. It's good for you and it's good for the people. All right, our first segment is brought to us by Brian's underwear. Brian's underwear. They are short, white, tight, and gosh darn it. They fit just right.

- Brian's underwear. - Oh. - And you know, Brian's underwear also good for the people. - It is good. - All sorts of wins today. - They just don't know it, yes. - They know it. - Well, we haven't got any revenue checks from them, so not selling hot right now. (laughing) But they're all labeled Wednesday, which is weird. - Makes it easy. - All right, first segment of the night to brought to you by Brian's underwear in balls. Is this week in famous birthdays?

And national thing day. First one. Yes. Alive. Always a feel good. Love it. November 11th birthday. Veterans day. Veterans day. Both are veterans day. Oh, Jim actually sporting a US Army head. I appreciate that. In solidarity. I don't know if that's the right word for a Duke.

- A veteran. - Yeah. - Thanks, dude. - Maybe a bicycle clown. All right, keep it going. - All right, this famous actress turned 63 years old yesterday. - 63 yesterday, it's a female. - It's a lady. Although I tricked you on that last week, so I'm gonna need you to set me mind. - Yeah, that was below the belt as they say. - In 1995.

- Boost tackle. - She became the highest paid actress in film history up until that time, earning 12.5 million for one single film. - Wow, I didn't cry in this. - Oh, I'm so proud of this. - She left school at the age of 16 to become a pinup girl and has often been nothing but trouble. Doing things that include performing strip teases on talk shows, late night talk shows,

And posing nude while seven months pregnant on the cover of a magazine same person Brian Demi Moore You got it. Wow. That was quick Demi Moore. That's what he said I Was gonna go Sheeran Stone, but I had it was vanity fair right it was and my not so I know that you are really connected

My next one would have given it away. She definitely married a few good men, but many thought her third husband was an indecent proposal. Do their 15 year age gap. See how she wanted to complete the clues that she spent time. Yeah, you jumped the gun. Tell me. Show me off for some. Jamie, all those. You look confused. So I thought maybe you were thrown off course, but then you just actually asked you the question. Are you going to stick with your guess? She didn't ask you to provide your guess. He was like,

Yeah, I can't hold it can't hold it. She's gonna burns. She's gonna work, Brian. Good work. She's gonna blow. I think the next one's gonna be pretty easy too. Also November 11th birthday. Go ahead Kyle. Oscar winning famous actor turned 51 years old yesterday. Okay. When he was younger, he likely wrote in his basketball diaries about growing pains. He experienced well trying to make it in Hollywood.

But it didn't take long before he was wildly famous. He has appeared in 11 films that have been nominated for Best Picture Oscar. - Good Lord, 11, okay. - Mm-hmm. Once he got a hold of fame, he never let go. And continue-- - That's the clue you go up on. - And he continued to star in wildly successful films, even films that successfully sank.

in a way saying catch me if you can. He's only 51. Well, yeah, Brian. Well, yeah, after you said like the third clue, I thought back to his his groundbreaking was growing pain. He wasn't growing pains. Leonardo the turtle. Capriol. He was growing. He was with with with boner Vinnie the bone.

- That's the bone. - I forgot about boner. Who could forget about boner? - You forget about boner. - Come on. - Which now brings us to National Thing Day. - Yes. - It is National American fancy rat and mouse day. - Wow. - Which is why I had to repeat the mouse glasses. - Fancy rat and mouse? - Yeah, not just rat and mouse. Fancy rat and mouse. - Because you're not just celebrating the rats and mice that run the streets. You're celebrating the domesticated rats.

And who is it? Oh, is it like a pet rat? Yeah, pet rats pet mice. The science Phoebe buffet who has a pet rat? Actually really really smart In fact, yeah, then how come there are always sacrifice for science the American fancy rat and mouse Association says they're intelligent. They're adorable and they're clean

Yeah, far away. Oh, the flies in the face of everything I know about rats. The AF RMA. Oh, that from what you're do you think they were founded, Brian? Oh, the American say the acronym again. AF RMA stands for American fancy rat and mouse association 2012.

Oh no, no, no, no, no 1912 1983. Oh you went over I went and also just so you know They host four competitive shows a year for your rats and I'll like the Whits mr. Yeah, you have the dog show but it's for but it's for mice and rats

I actually read the show etiquette. Is that on the ESPN Ocho? I hope so. Did they what they called first in show? In that order. They have a rule in all capitals that says do not storm away from the judging table if you don't win.

So I'm really curious what happened one year that we had to like all caps that the winner the winner the way my rat and releasing is the winner the one that you don't get rabies No, they're super clean apparently also in the rules you have to let them get judged by the cleaning the clean mouse judge There's a whole lot of stuff going on, but also fun fact did you know that rice rice rats and mice can't throw up Really they can't so what did they do?

Well, that's why they just die of the poison that most of you feed them when they run through your house. - Oh, I didn't think about that. - Yeah, they can't throw up. - I can't get past that. - But they can shoot it out the other end. - The rat tail. Like a squirrel tail kind of is cute. - The rat tail. - Do you have a rat tail in high school? - I picture Brian had a rat tail. - I had a mullet. So my ear when it gets long is curly. - So he couldn't, did you braid it into a rat tail? - It's an epic rat tail if it's curly.

All right, so happy your hat tail day Brian. I don't know what we're getting for this day. Not you're not getting a mouse or a rat could we're gonna move to the next one? Okay. Yeah, hopefully now. This is very specific. I like to point out by the way You pick the best two things every day has like nine national thing days We're out of control with thing days want to told me one today, which one?

Something about Oh, it's National French dip day. Yeah, National French dip day. She's like I wonder what James gonna give you No, you do not get it this morning It is this is very specific. It's not national pizza day. It's national pizza with the works except anchovies day

Wow, that is oddly specific. Is that even possible? I don't know, but there's pizza fans out there that are really angry about anchovies. So they wanted to make a day that like excluded anchovy people. It celebrated every year on November 12th and is meant to celebrate the most eaten food item in the US, which is pizza.

Do you think that anchovy got a bad rep? I do because it actually is good. If you've ever had a real legit everybody's been telling that. I have had it on a Caesar salad and I thought it was gross. If you've had a legit Caesar salad and it's made correctly, it's super good. I thought it was salty and very good. That's a fish, right? Yes.

Yes. Yeah, I don't I think it's got a bad rap you take the can and you Screw it back and then you put it on your fancy salad for your fancy rats. Yeah on average How many slices of pizza does an American eat per year? I love this question. Okay, let's see I thought this answer was low to be honest with you a person eats how many slices a year? Yes, I'm gonna say 500. Oh, I think that's low

Alright, so I'm gonna get 500 pieces of slices pieces of pizza a year. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say There's only 365 days Yeah, but when you eat a pizza you're eating two or three slices at a time I thought that was not really a high cut Thanks for helping Kyle son of a gun 321. It's a 46

I can eat 46 in a month you're telling me people eat four pieces a month That's crazy. Well now that good reason sounds about right

No, really pizza three times a week I ate three or four feet. Yes, I do Pizza is the bomb look at my look at my shirt. Did you even notice I had this on? And I don't know what the day is gonna be this was totally cool. It's I didn't even notice until right now really 46 fake news

Yeah, that's weak 46. That's the Tuesday for Kyle. Yes. So more in line with you too. How much money do you think the pizza industry in the US makes per year? Oh my gosh. Based on your consumption level. Well, they say, I'm going to say.

$100 billion. $100 billion with a B. No, that's a little high. That's aggressive. I say $250 million. It's actually $37 billion. And only.003% of Americans actually like insurance. So you actually won.

again. He did. He won twice. But you don't want to short myself. And so because I didn't bring anchovies or each of those, thank you very much. Pizza Pringles. All press brands. I don't like this new setup. And it actually says no anchovies. That's excellent. That's it really.

Yes, we'll read it later. Okay. Tomorrow. I don't like this cage of it. That is a great segment and so funny that I wore my pizza subtle shuttles. That was solid. Ironically, I had pizza for dinner before I came in. Boom.

Wow, how many pieces? - Room on Ali's. - And, apparently I had my full months worth, I had five pieces. - Actually, over and over, Loha. - Did you have, you didn't have deep dish? - No, no, I was gonna say. I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be,

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I tried to sing in a lower register and then I did an audio adjustment on my voice and it does sound very much like animal. I thought that. I thought that. I thought that. I am. I am. Welcome to the sports section of Get Some Sports. Alright now this is BS form and basement. Last week, let's recap our picks. We were at 50%

On our picks who is right? I feel you need to add that back in so that I'm a port. I think it's not important supposed to be a community effort. Yes. Well, I like to know if I'm right. There's no eye in team. Correct. But there is a me on the biggest line betting we were at 33%. So not great and I know who won. Well, I don't you won.

Oh, thanks, Brian. That's why she keeps insisting that we talk. That was the biggest line was the Purdue Ohio State game. And we thought they're gonna smoke on that one. And you were right. They did not beat him by a thousand. Thank you, Brian. I forgot that was me. Hey, you know what? It's the little people. Like you. All right. So here's how this works. I'm gonna read off some games and you're gonna notice that every single game worth watching this week is coming to us from

the SEC that's not accurate. No, it is not. It is a mix of SEC and Big Ten, which is just the way those two conferences like it. Yes. Oh, what else better? Yes. Alright, so I'm going to go through four picks. You're going to listen to them. You're going to evaluate them and then you're going to give me your answers and then we'll move on from there. Alright, let's do it.

Alright, barely number two Indiana. The Hoosiers. Versus Wisconsin. The pesky Badger. And the reason I say barely number two is, damn, they should have lost this last week. By a toe touch. A toe tip? A toe tip. Yeah, toe touch would have been weird. Can I get a little love if nothing else for the official who in real time called that inbound? That was a great call.

And he actually got both feet in that was good in the NFL well in like 97% of his body was out of bounds. Yes except first toe tips. He was looking right where he needed to be a run shoot McKinney. I saying hello to us this evening. Hey Ron. How's it going? You can get in on this wagering if you would like to. All right. So that's the first one. This is coming to us from Bloomington. West Concent is getting 30 and a half.

This appears here just because that's a relatively large number coming off of what Indiana did this week, which was not much. That's real big Wisconsin did. Yeah, they beat the Huskies, right? Did they? Washington? Well, Washington. Come on Washington. Seriously, that's what we're going to go. It's okay, Brian. I'm just trying to help. It's okay.

All right, next one from Tuscaloosa, Alabama number four Alabama decrimson tied versus number versus number 13 Oklahoma. The sooner boomer sooner Alabama spotting Oklahoma seven and a half

Okay. Next one number 20 Iowa. The Hawkeyes. Versus number 19 USC. The trustee Trojans. This one's being played in the Coliseum in Southern California. USC is given six and a half. That could be a really interesting game.

Last one on the docket number 11 Texas the longhorn versus number five Georgia the Dowgs Texas is getting six and a half on the road at Athens all right, so panel and callers and Ron who do you which one of those games you like and tell me a little about a little bit about why you like it?

So who gave me the dragon's milk and the man that would be me okay? I happen to know over there and I'll drive you home I know Donna doesn't let you drive home one doesn't let you drive home after all the millionaires Kyle we just we're gonna get DUIs Brands bedroom tonight Brought to you by Brian's dirty underwear

All right, I'll go first. - Okay. - I am going to take Wisconsin to not lose by that much. - Wisconsin to cover 30 and a half. I like that. - One of these days I'm gonna learn all of this betting lingo. - Yeah. - So basically, Indiana has to win by 31. - Yep, yeah. - And I like it. Jamie, I'm going with you. I think Wisconsin will cover 30 and a half. - Perfect. - So I tell you what,

I'm drinking the hot juice because I've seen them. I barely lose to. You already forgot Indiana barely lose to Oregon. So I'm gonna take the okay go ahead. I'm gonna take the all guys to cover and you're getting six and a half so it's really kind of if you think they're gonna do it it's there's no. The game's gonna be it's Iowa it's gonna be

11 to 4 something like that The only thing I was gonna say is for them to go from Iowa weather out to 82 degrees in Pasadena could be a problem. You know how happy those kids are at the play for Iowa are gonna be well they're gonna be cramping up. Oh, I'm not using it.

I'm sticking with it. All right, I like it. All right. Though I can't believe that Texas is getting six and a half. Yeah, I wouldn't bet that game in a million years. No, I agree. I agree. All right. The next segment is called the biggest line we could find.

Sprawed to us by the CGSA the cocoa plant growers of South out South America turning basic chemistry in a terrible ice choices since forever Completely and totally obliterated so when I first was looking at big lines I thought the 30 and a half was gonna be the game. Yeah, it is not the game the game is coming to us and

from Neal and Stadium in Knoxville, Tennessee, Jamie. Number 25, Tennessee. -Devolves. -Verses, New Mexico State. -The Aggies. -Now, one could ask, why is... That's a non-conference game. Why are we playing New Mexico State at this point in the season? -What are we doing? -Yeah, we want a victory. Shout out to both UT and the Pride of the Southland, specific shout out to the bone zone. -Bone zone is bringing it hard. -Bone zone is bringing it hard. -Bone zone is bringing it hard.

- All right, boys the character from Growing Paint, Bonaire. - Bonaire. - From the brought to you by the Bonaire Zone. - Good. - All right, so we got Tennessee given up 38 and a half. That is a gigantic amount of points, but it's against New Mexico State. So what does the panel say about this one? - I'm actually going to take Tennessee on this one. - I love it. - It's at home?

They're gonna have a good time. They've got a band that's out there like rival Yes, right in them up revving them up and right in them right in them right in and revving Brian, who do you like? I tell you I'm gonna play the part of Jamie. Yes, I'm gonna go with New Mexico State because no way they're gonna leave all their players in to get hurt and she wins all the time Well, that's true, and you know what?

I go bone zone. Well, yeah, bone zone seven and a half easy. Are you okay? A little bit. Check, check, one, check. Make up. Whoo. All right. You know what? He's not already. Oh, look at you.

Everybody's burping them. All the single ladies are burping. We need burp buttons. Yes. All right, so all of everybody's wages are duly recorded. If you have a wage or any point that you want to text into us, we're happy to add you to the panel. We'll see how we come out next week, but we know that the biggest line we could find will not be 100% victory, because Brian has broken off from the rest of us. He went off. And like you said, it wasn't even that big compared to the other ones we talked about. Right.

But the games begin. That's what she said. All right. Here we go. Our next bone zone. Our next segment is not brought to you by anyone because you still have not found a sponsor. Come on. What is the deal? Okay, I try. Okay.

Our friend Brian, he is a connoisseur of the news. He reads multiple newspapers every day. He watches multiple newscasts every night. He's even been known to walk the beat, to bring us the best news stories of the week and we do it a little seven-month-a-week haul. And it's rest.

Brian the floor is yours and thank you thank you to all the fancy rats and mice. That's nice to be here. So Colin JD Brian I gotta look up now to see this. So South of Bees is auctioning the world's most valuable toilet.

How much you think they're auctioning it for well is it what kind of gold we have their bright so I will tell you it is Solid gold yes, and it weighs 223 pounds Wow, but it also just looks like

- The twilight I've seen at softball games. Like they didn't add anything fancy to it. - Yeah, but it's solid gold. - Doesn't even have a top on it. - Yeah, it doesn't have a lid. - And this I believe is what JD Pressker moved out of his mansion before he bought it. - Ten of them. (laughs) - You move ten of them out. - All right, so you wanna know how much-- - The starting price. - Starting bid. - Starting bid, I think they call it in the business scale. - I'm gonna say 14 carrot, that's a lot of gold. I'm gonna say 1.5 mill.

Hmm, I'm gonna say 2.7 $1 $10 million. Oh, Jamie. Jamie. I was nowhere near. It's actually a fully functional toilet.

Well, that wasn't ever really in question, but it's the gross looking now the work of art Quotes is called America. Oh, oh, you sure it's not America without the A gold toilet of the world. It satirizes excessive wealth. Yes, I can shit on gold and you know what wait for it. Yeah, sorry, so

The Italian artist, Mauritio Cacciolan, who created it says, I quote, "Whatever you eat, a $200 lunch or a $2 hot dog, the results are the same. Toilet wise." Not really, not really, sir. Yeah, that is true. That's true. That seems like an aggressive assumption. So, so we're like those in tolerance. As one who likes to, you know,

All I think about is how damn cold that seat must be it's got to be awful things so you think gold is I think it warms up quick and it's also Impressionable so if you like put your teeth in the seat that impression would be there I still don't like it doesn't have a lid and I have to use my foot to flush it Yeah, we need at least a sensor on there because there's no lid

Everything's flying straight to that handle is there any anti-bacterial property the gold cow I think well metal in general is antibacterial so gross you So in the periodic tables at you it is a you very smart Brian good job anything you can do get to get a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

All right, we're all drinking at the same time for those who are your damn segment. All right, you shouldn't be drinking and you know JD JD didn't drink during your sir. You know the riff always tries to keep the people safe. Yes, Carol

Sorry girl. Damn it girl. Keep the people safe and inform them of relevant recalls. Yes. So well Peloton is recalling 833,000 of its original bike plus stationary bikes.

For you folks at home will own one of those Manufactured between 2019 and 2022 apparently Kyle there was a risk of the seat post breaking during use Careful friends causing falls you don't want that

Careful friends. So you're even when you look at that picture that's not a really good design on that seat. No, that's not even on a stem. It's like duct taped on there. It's dangling on there. So again, you're riding your stationary bike and you could fall. Yeah. In related news, Peloton.

Is the first stationary bike manufacturing offering bike helmets? I Feel I would need a helmet for a different portion of my my anatomy. Imagine you're significant other coming home and you're riding your Peloton you got a freaking helmet on come on But I don't think I'm fault my concern if my seat fell off is not about my head. No, I need to cut what's happening in my tush and

No, I went and those of us of the male variety. It's even worse. Yeah, some people say it's worse than childbirth. Five minutes and less that helmets going on my nether regions, they can keep it for five minutes. So. And finally.

Oh, yes Give it a second right just give us a mirror Love top god me for no my favorite All right, give it to us right

Okay, okay, okay Some people say it's been quiet I believe it's been too quiet Kyle I do too, right? So the riff crew Didn't buy the fact that top golf neighborhood

With suddenly a gun freezer. Right. No way in hell. Some people think it's a couple. They're trying to increase business by keeping them on the down lawn. Yes, yes, yes. Keep a lid on it, that's what they say. So we sent a couple of our co-sponsors to... They actually say finger the perp. Right what they say. I have heard them say that. We sent a couple of our co-sponsors to...

What the beef? Yes! Worked out a lot. They do what the cops do a little bit of a window peeking. Yeah. Smell some ganja, go to the car, find a gun. Yeah. Look at the trench coats. Yeah. He's at a, you know, he's at a sandwicher, he's going to come. Unfortunately, I mean fortunately, they found no guns. What? Wow, they've really cleaned up their act they have. They have? They have. They have? Cleaned it up. So here's what we at the Rift Inc. Yes.

Somebody tipped the cops. I think so too. They cleared the lap before we got there. Yeah. Or they moved to like a local Chuck E. Cheese maybe. I think Topco. I think you're right, Brian. I think Topcoff is paying off law enforcement. That could be. Topcoff is like turn a turn that

What is it a blind eye to the chronic epidemic that goes on it? There's a gun in the car. Yeah, top calls like we already give half price Tuesdays right? Ford much more than who's gonna come to this place and not have a gun so after the stakeout Kyle yes and Carl Carl was part of it integral part of it our people found a new restaurant in Naperville Carol bring up that new slide

It's called chicken salad chick. What? It's a lot of chicken in the name of your restaurant. And this is the sixth location in Illinois and I haven't ever heard of it. I would call it CSC. Plus that looks gross. So we'll get there. We'll get there JD. This Georgia based company builds itself as the nation's only fast casual chicken salad concept.

- That's probably true. - They have 12 varieties of chicken salad on the menu. - 12. - Yes, with names like fruity fron, I blew that. Take two, fruity friend, fancy Nancy, Dixie Chick, Lawrence Lemon Basil, and Halle Pannuaholi. - Wow. - So I hate chicken salad. - Why?

It's covered in mayonnaise why I don't yeah, that's why I hate it. Yeah, it's basically like a food poisoning. Yes. Oh my gosh, I'm regretting my goofball the week choice now because there has been a huge thing and

about this combination product that's butter and mayonnaise. - Okay, I'm just gonna tell you there's not much more I hate than mayonnaise. Just gonna put that out there. - On the same way. - Oh Brian, look at us. - Can I give you, can I, will we separate it at birth? - Me, my diverse. - Personal interjaction. - I'm Luke Skywalker, you're Leah. - Come on. - My dad. - But we're not gonna kiss. - What made you? - My dad, listen to this story.

My dad when my mom was not home. Oh, cooked us what he called a Texas grilled cheese. And he might ask from Gravel, Texas. Yeah. And it's a regular grilled cheese, but on both pieces of bread he put mayonnaise.

Oh, this is how Jason grew up and Jason loves mayonnaise. I will tell you this it is awesome. It's awesome. There you go. Jason's family puts mayonnaise on hot dogs. They put mayonnaise on anything that you could possibly dip their fries in mayonnaise. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't even like to keep mayonnaise in my refrigerator. Makes you sick to have it in the house.

All right, sorry back to your back to your bros back to your gross restaurant Yeah, can you imagine all they sell is chicken salad? They don't want that why not even go into tuna. It's the same recipe. It's a same vomit

I'm not happy about it and I would never frequent but how they have six of them in Illinois. I assume it's other Illinois. Well they've made it up to Naperville. Oh well that's still southern Illinois. We just heard the song. Rose. Is that the red? That's the red. That's a good risk. Have you seen the dukes man? Oh, there's our buddy. Oh, there's our buddy. Oh, there's our buddy. Oh, there's our buddy. Oh

Hey, how we doing actually I'm gonna do the Larry King. Hello, Peoria. Do you like Chicken sale? What are your thoughts on mayonnaise? Peoria specifically dukes mayonnaise. I know a lot's coming out here right now, but the floor is yours.

eating Duke's Mayo no good. Yeah, having a good dump over your head. Winning a bowl. Yes. That's that's all in. That's the dream. You know, I'm a little disappointed guys in Puril and Oi we've had a chicken salad chick for quite some time now. Do you go there? Do you call it CSC?

No, you have to because you see the you see the help the carpet there quite a bit He calls it nothing because he never goes there only on the warm days It is a popular catering for a lunch around here. Oh, yeah, but you have to have a non chicken salad option No, that's you got to know your identity and you got to do what you do well and these people do it well You know what guys? They come up on little croissants. They're actually pretty good, and I'm not a mayonnaise fan. Does it come with a porta potty?

- What is the difference between male and miracle whip? What is the secret ingredient difference? Does anybody know the answer to that? - One's expired, one is not. (laughing) - One is mysterious, the other is Ebola or whatever you put, not Ebola. - I know what's the other. - It's not as loud on something. - Seminella. - Seminella. - Seminella. - One is not. - Yeah, I don't like the miracle whip, it's no good.

I think it's got horse radish in it. We'll look it up Carl get on that. Hey Pete real quick before you're gonna say whatever you say I look at that you probably watched the game yesterday and I didn't but I I saw the box score Illinois beaten Texas Tech how do they win with five assists as a team?

Well, I can tell you that when you throw Andre Stoyakovich the ball, and he dribbles eight times and gets wherever he wants and scores, then you don't get an assist. So, yeah. So how many dribbles do you have to take till you don't get an assist?

Um, too is the typical number. Yeah, it's not hockey. It's not like the last two guys that touch touch the puck. It's the guy who passed the ball. How many licks get to the center of a two little to see? So really, have you ever is that a record like five assists for a team for a whole game?

Well, they play a bit of a style of basketball called booty ball. And I want myself to not a ton of. I'm listening. What is booty ball? Off the awfully popular in P.O.A. Illinois, the booty ball. Hell yeah.

Yeah, basically it's find your mismatch. Give that guy the ball. Let him back himself down to the rim and score over somebody with his booty. I have an update on the difference between Miracle Up and Mail. I was just looking up her all reports.

Miracle whip has more ingredients and more spices in it of unknown origin or description. Nobody knows what's in Miracle whip. It says Miracle whip has less fat, but we're not actually really sure why it's different. But sure as hell tastes different. Oh, that's awesome. You're a, Hey, Pury, let me ask you a question. Okay. This Saturday, it's strawberry creek where the sun always shines and the greens are always fast.

It's supposed to be 65 degrees. It's supposed to be beautiful. What do you think about making a trip up? Talk to us. Talk to us. You know, oh, you guys, why do you have to do this? I'll be in Champagne Illinois. Why are you not on the fighting Alina? Why? Who they playing? They weren't even in our late. I'm not lying. I call them deterrepans. Dutterrapans. No, we would call them the turps. Dutter, there we go.

Yeah, I'll be in champagne, but boy, that sounds fun guys. My clubs are unfortunately my clubs have made their way. The base. Yeah, into the house. They're that they're on ice. They're on ice. You people live in houses. Peoria, if a game isn't on our in our stats, then it doesn't count. Yeah, that's basically a throwaway. So what's the guys will come up? What's the line of the what's the line of

I don't know the line but if I had to guess if I had to guess that Carl let us know but I'm gonna guess the lines like 12 and a half how many assists will Altmer get Probably more than the fighting line at basketball see I Don't know if you looked at that Boxcord did you also notice the free throw despair? Yes a little bit of a homer call there that was actually the difference

Just a little bit now the other thing I shot it was 14 more free throws and the best part was they only made like 60% of them Hey 69% all right everybody win Carl says a line Well at least two of us Carl is reporting a line. I have a 14 and a half

Be or you know I was pretty close I would rather get in around a final round of golf for the year than to watch that nonsense and the coaches and ex Maryland's coaches ex-offensive coordinator for Illinois right? I LL well did my coach get fired? Oh, it locks the guy fire

I don't know they're all getting fired. Who knows whose guy got fired? Are we sure? It's not been totally fired. So is there anyone at the table here who would not have sued LSU for not giving them the $54 million? No, it's pretty clear he was fired. And he's owed that money. Hey, how about the General Manager for the Mavericks? Fire Niko. Fire Niko.

Give the people what they want. Yeah, give the people what they want Hey, who traded Lou Brock? Yeah, you could have had freaking what's it? Who did they get? What's his name? Anthony Davis? Cooper flag Cooper flag you could have him and Luca. Yes, if you hadn't had done what you did

Pure yet we're all over the place. I'm sorry you called for I don't even know what's happening anymore. Who knows why I call there was one day I wanted to say though are you guys featured all new Holland beers tonight? Oh, there were the shoots from Oregon delightful beer left for me today and it was

Quite delicious so the shoes I thought I heard a I heard a dragon's milk at a man there is a dragon a man had a man had a man had to we don't announce you very well up here. Can you give me a car when you got us it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up

Yeah, Brian's gonna be spending the night at my house. Um, the shoots fresh squeeze IPA super good beer. This is the hazy IPA version. It's not bad. Haysie's are my favorite. Yeah, this is so good. Okay. Okay. Haysie makes me really easy. Remember that. Peoria, for when you come up here Saturday, bring me a hand. We can't wait to see you. We're like hazy. We're poking me on. I love the hazy.

Oh boy, well hey listen you guys have a great night. Don't let me stop you. What a wonderful show. You got to go and if I can make one suggestion on the New Holland. Yes, there's a wonderful oatmeal stout called the poet. Yes, that is good. Been there. Done man. Yes, what a good beer. What a good beer. Hey, you guys have a great night. Thanks, Björj. Thanks for the call. Yeah.

All right that brings us to halftime and I am so excited Oh, no, I am so excited. Oh, half time Uber Uber Get those shot glasses out everybody. This is

Gonna be fantastic. I'm not going to tell you what it's called. Brand you cannot guess because you were part of the quick shout out to Beth and Pat Stino celebrating 37 years. Thirty-seven years of marital. What a love. Marital bliss. What a love. I'll tell you what. Pat's a handful. He is. He is a handful.

I wanted funeral beers with them. Big drinkers, Pissed. And by funeral beers we mean... Lori Klaus. Lori Klaus. Alright, we got enough for another shot. Why don't we shoot this up? Of course we always have enough. We have enough for another. Oh, that's so good. I'm going green tea. That is so good. Okay, that was much better than last week.

I didn't mean to say that live on the air. Gosh darn it Brian. This was much better than the lemon drop. It is a green tea shot. You watched it being made. You can't tell it's a green tea. I did not watch it. You gave him the shit. He basically last week ordered the ingredients. So he should have known what it was. But how good is that huh? This is Tasty. What is it? It is it's green tea. Well guess what's in it. Why are you trying to guess what's in your viewers can type in what's in it? Seven up.

There is seven up there. Oddly that you would know that. Yes. Said the girl who brought over the seven girl, the teen, the lady between the Jamie. Hmm. You won't I guarantee you there's one ingredient that you have no chance of getting. I won't get any of them. I don't know. Take some guesses. All right. Time. One of them doesn't have alcohol in it. Rosemary. It's also in a margarita. Um.

- Not lime. - Triple sec. - Triple sec? - No. There's no alcohol in it. - Margarita pre-mix. - No. - Sweet and sour. - Sweet and sour is the answer. - Not the sweet and sour, when you just sweet and sour is the answer. - No it, there's no MSG either. - It's not tequila. No. - Oh my gosh. Here are some full off the white rails, alright. Here's what's in it, JB, sweet and sour. A little dash seven up.

Apricot no, I'm sorry peach snops. Okay, and Jamison or is the locals call it Jimisin whiskey Well, I wasn't that far off. I said no tequila. Oh, it's right. Let me give you that. That's fantastic

This is actually tasty. It's really good. Good work. Can I tell you a really great story? Let's hear it. So I was in-- No. --Datino Hyle. I was coaching the Lake County Lightning 12-U team. And we ended up in Dayton, Ohio for a turn. That means they're all under 12 years old. Yes, true.

I went to dinner with my boy Frank Thomas and his wife because it was their anniversary. Big hurt. And they were like, we should invite Kyle to this. The hurt. Full of testosterone. Well, it was it was basically at a napple beast. There's not a lot going on. Dayton Ohio. Shout out to Jason Climus. I don't know if you know that or not, but anyway.

Yeah, we went out to this basically Applebee's type Italian restaurant because it was the only thing that was open. We celebrated their anniversary, which was the ton of fun. Went back to the hotel and we went to the bar and we said, "We want to do green tea shots." Don't know why we were saying that, but hey, let's do it. So the waitress... It's out healthy, that's why we went to the waitress. I said to the waitress, "Can you, do you know how to make those?" And she's like, "Yeah, I know what green tea."

So she serves them up and they're in rocks glasses like this and they're halfway full night. I would I would have sipped on this. It's it was not meant to be a drink, but it's a pretty delightful drink. Two ounces of Jamison. Yeah, pretty delightful drink. This could be a zipper. The hurts. You can almost a pool side shot. I would think. Did you yell? Did you yell? You can put it on the board. Yes.

- At any point that night? - I did not. - Well, you missed out, Mr. Pertuney. - I did, I didn't, I'm gonna call this out because I've called out in the past, Brian knows what I'm talking about. That very evening, I said to Frank, I said, I wanna make a wager with you. 'Cause everybody's out to get his money, obviously. - Yeah.

I said, "Who was the former catcher that was the manager of the Cubs?" Ron Carcavitz. (laughs) - Ross. David Ross. - So close. - I said Frank, David Ross will not see the end of his original contract. They're gonna fire him. This was just a biting of our time. - Deadman walking, deadman walking. - And Frank said, "No, he's the real deal."

Guess who won that winner winner to and Still unemployed after all the openings. Yeah, and I told him you know what you can come on the air and talk to me or you can pay up Well, let's just say this he has never come on our show

Alright, that brings us to goofball of the week time and as I said initially I can't find all the data that I sent myself so this is going to be a little from the hill. Right, not even in your sense? No, this is stupid people doing stupid things. Alright. Numerous Uno. Sorry. Have you read or heard about this phenomenon?

Can you tell what that is? We got a wind turbine in the back. What are the things flying in the front? Can you tell? You probably can't tell from my picture. Those are actually bats. It looks like daytime. How can that be possible?

Well, it's dusk. So here's where this story originates. And we're going to I'm going to tell you at the very end why it looks like AI. Why it's a goofball the week. Researchers have reported

that millions of bats per year are being killed by wind turbines. I feel that's on them. Millions? Millions is the number. So we must have billions of bats. All right, so here's a quick question. Yes.

There is only one continent that bats do not live on. What is the name of that continent? Antarctica. That is correct. Winner. Of all the continents. Antarctica. Bat's that I was like, is this a continent? Just please be right. Is it a country or a continent? Stop guessing things about geography. So here's the stats to support the millions of year. They involved Canada, the United States,

South America. There's bats in Canada. There are bats in Canada. Why? There be. What could you say? It's cold up there. Not all the time. How many bats per year are killed by wind turbines in Canada? In Canada. Five.

I'm going to say 1.3 million. Oh, Brian, you were smart. You're saying it. It's 50,000 per year. Oh, well, they estimate in the US and South America combined, it's 1 million bats per year that are killed by wind turbines. Now

Here's the interesting thing. So are there like a just piles of bats underneath? I would assume I would have seen you can't pick them up without gloves. I was gonna ask you remember we had the report on the birds flying into the windows. Yes. What was the annual death toll on that? It was in the tens of thousands. Yeah, so it wasn't a million. No.

Here's the interesting thing about bad turbines. You want me to cook the books a little bit? No, no, no, no, no, I'm good with it. Bats most often do not, their death does not result in being hit by the turbine.

How they die is they get light and garlic they get in close proximity to the turbine and the pressure differential ruptures their internal organs and they die. Yes, so we got a bunch of exploded so you see no inside out bad zero of them on the ground. No, you find them inside out. They're just exploded. They're guts

So I got a chance to recall this was a headline on CNN which peaked my interest is that the fancy rats know about this as a CNN subscriber I had to read up more on that I have to pay for that too awful, but it's worth it for articles like this. No, no, I don't read Fox News. I so anyway

There's so many things to do about this. So basically what they started doing is they started researching how to reduce this million-bath death toll every year. And what they came up with a couple of concepts. One is

Basically, a radar that if the turbine is spinning more than like five miles an hour, which is a really slow spin, during the early dusk hours, they'll just turn them off and then the bats are not affected because they're shut down. But they said the impact of that approach is they lose about 25% of their electricity output because they're turning them off of the bats.

So number two was what they could do is they could who works for number two they could emit pulses of high frequency sound That kind of disorient the bats and make them fly away from the turbines Okay, what they found when they took that approach is that certain species of bats are super curious and they fly towards the Okay, so here's my question. Yes

What percentage of the bat population are we talking about? We like killing 0.5% or like 50% and what would Darwin say? Here's the figure it out. I think he did say that. Here's the interesting thing is different species of bats react to the mitigations differently. Yeah.

And so there are certain types of bats that we care about more than others. And this is why this becomes Good Ball of the Wing. And see if you know this fact. I'm ready. I can't give it as a question. I'm just gonna tell you. Put your hand down. The soul species on this earth.

that fertilizes agave plants which make tequila. - Oh, back to you, it all comes back to you. - Our fats. - We gotta get rid of all green and green. So basically no fruit bats.

No tequila good news. I don't like pop pop pop pop pop keep those turbines rubbin Robin Robin and run it Robin why not drinks tequila like a mojito she does tequila and No, why don't get with a her no tequila and Solandro she mixes it up like a mojito. That's what she likes to do and she has it with with uh

Yeah. Okay. All right. Goofball the week number two. Do you know who this is JD? Is that? No, I don't know. You do know that's P. Diddy. That's what I thought. But I remember Diddy got fitty. Yeah. He was so airbrushed. Reportedly when P. Diddy kind of laid himself on the court and tried to get some leniency in his sentencing. Yes. He said,

For the first time in 25 years, I'm sober as a priest. I've found the meaning of life. I'm a better person. What he forgot is, what he put in prison around his way to prison. He's in prison. Yeah. What he forgot to say is I'm not beaten chicks. For God's part, he claimed to the judge, I'm a better version of myself just from going through this experience.

I don't need to go to prison for an extended amount of time to reform myself. And he said, "One of the key quotas I'm sober, and I haven't been sober in 25 years." Reports from the prison in which P. Diddy is residing. There is a little process that the inmates do where they take sugar

Fanta and leftover apple slices. What's Fanta? It's a soda. We have Fanta at my house. And they ferment to make hooch. Who's got the hooch? I imagine the kind of hooch that can make you blind in your left eye, but is he doing the left? Is he doing Fanta bongs? Hooch nonetheless, I meant to say.

Apparently, Ditty's been on the phanta hooch in prison. Yeah. And he's got no teeth anymore either. A lot of sugar in fact. Actually, might sound kind of delicious. I gotta believe, phanta's got sugar in here, right? Oh yeah. Yeah. Brian, next week's shot.

Start for Mente Nia Panta

Boom alright Brian. Oh take us into our next segment please Kyle you're not in anymore the second most popular segment after the thing thing Do you say thing thing thing thing thing thing thing dear JD yes the people Grave direction no they needed rice yes

They crave direction. Yes. They are blind and want to see again. That's how we ask JD. Hey, Taz. Think about these people all week long. You sure do. And you put your heart into this. We got three needy people. Oh, my worst kind of people. That's the worst category. And this one may be my favorite of all time. Oh boy, here we go. Dear JD.

I've been with my boyfriend for 19 years. You are a common lawmarried. We have lived together for more than 16 years. But every anniversary comes and goes without a proposal. I'm wondering if I should just ask him next February. Even though I feel like you should ask me, I've been waiting long enough.

I appreciate your advice. Signed no ring. Okay. Okay. First of all, this person gave no detail as to why they have not gotten married in 19 years. If she or he didn't say in this actually wants to be married, yes, they need to address it. And if they after 19 years are ready to be done, if they're not,

But I feel like if you hung in there for 19 years. - 16 living together. - Yeah, that's longer than Jason and I have been doing that. - So as a dude, there's more to the story than this. - Yeah, this person did not provide enough information. - As a dude, if I'm living with you.

What what what why don't I need to go farther than that? No, he's got 16 years after 16 years. Why yeah, because especially like so also and you still got no help in church no offense to this person but after 16 years you're probably not having kids anymore so when you moved in together when you were 10 Do you think that

her like expecting it every anniversary comes. You are a long you are long. You can't deal with this pressure. You can deal with this pressure. You are long past expecting to be proposed. Well, you're literally common law married. Yes. Everyone considers you people actually I would say that probably a lot of their friends don't even know they're not married. And what is her last name? Does she still go by your maiden name?

Come on. I will tell you that I had friends that I didn't know weren't married and you just assumed they were because they've been together. They've been together the whole time. I've known them. So nobody's expecting this, including the guy. So the person who is not asking has all the power in their relationship.

Right. Yes. Yeah, that's true. If you're hanging out, let's assume that's a woman. But I think the person who's not asking doesn't know that she wants him to ask or her to ask. Oh, okay. Like he's okay. He's like, we've been doing this. We've been doing this for 16 years. Why?

Why would I think you want to get married now? At the end point, what's the difference? What's the difference? What are you getting? You're just keeping your options open. Why mess it up? And where were you last then? But seriously, if like she hasn't said, I don't know why after 16 years you'd all of a sudden think this is this is the year. Yeah, right. Unless you've been thinking this is the year for 16 years and that's really sad for her. Yeah, it's a year without a saying. Well, he wants the surprise.

He's like, if you think it's gonna be this year, it's not gonna be gonna catch you off guard. Josh on you, dear JD, I have a neighbor who texts me on a fairly regular basis. Ah, same. Asking me for all kinds of different things that much. She's always asking me for all kinds of different things. Usually food items.

She is not poor. This could be Lauren. Lauren K. She seems to go out of any flower. She seems to go out multiple times a day and has delivery trucks at her house daily. And that's sure why she can't make her own grocery runs.

As we live very close to multiple stores. Nobody does that anymore. If every spot that I don't have whatever she's looking for, she's replies, "That's okay. I found something else to use." As if it is my fault she doesn't have something in her house. Rifty. It is very irritating to say at least. This is a neighbor who, when she's out of the house, is more interested in her phone than in talking to my husband or me.

I have blocked her in the past. But I am not sure this is the right thing to do. - I'm not sure. - Win a long ways. - Shipshopper. - What is she wanting? - Shipshopper is your friend. - Well, she doesn't know if it's okay to block her. - For sure it is. - Sure. So I would say it's extreme to block her because they, but she also could be, instead of blocking her, she could just every time be like, sorry, I don't have that.

Right so how many times in a year do you ask a neighbor for a food item probably like five or six Wow Smattily asks Hoi for a lot of stuff Yeah, cuz she will suddenly want to bake it like your your work to remember when you're for you all the kids were making the goo a slime yeah from a household

Level yeah, I know couple yeah, it's not just yeah like a couple times like you you know, hey, we need to like honestly you're baking something and then you're also like shoot I don't have this I forgot to buy peas for this Do you have any frozen peas or I've got here before I want to kidnap your husband. So I asked for flour But it sounds like it sounds like this woman is doing it like

- Weekly or daily? - Yeah, that's a little much. - Yeah, it does sound like a lot. I don't know that I'd block right, just keep being like, "Sorry, I don't have it." Sorry, it actually would make me laugh. I'd be like, "Nope, don't have that. "Nope, don't have that." - Do you have mayonnaise? - Nope, no. - No, no. - But you don't do. - And it kind of works both ways, right? You sort of like if someone-- - 'Cause it's a give and take, yeah, give and take, yep. - I might need it one day. - Yeah.

All right, I don't think we solved anything there, but good job, Jay. Well, it's so goofy and this is so as the holidays are approaching. I think this one especially. Okay, because this is the people are going to want to pay attention to this one. Yeah. So dear JD, my son-in-law's father

Does not seem to feel the need to trim his nose here. Oh, he's a party favor, which is quite which is quite bushy and hates out of his nose Apparently his wife has asked him to do something about this but it uses to ignore her and Neither of his sons want to talk to him about it even though it bothers them too

We host Thanksgiving in our house each year and while I don't particularly care for this couple I have always invited to join thanks for getting that in I do this to make things easier for my daughter so she doesn't have to trek between both houses I would miss celebrating Thanksgiving with her and my son, but rubla Is there an alternative solution to not saying to him?

Cut your nose here. No, you can't say anything. Yeah, that is not you can't be like come to my come to my things. Give me but cut your nose here. You are absolutely wrong. You would never say that to anyone. I think you're right about that. But I also want to know how do you look in the mirror every morning and you see that shit outside of your nasal cavity?

And what like why do you think that's okay? And there are so many people in this world that have that you know not only come out of their nose It's not okay. No, it's not okay and coming out of their ears. Yes, you can see yourself in the morning That is not normal to have here coming out of your orifices I agree with you, but this woman can't be like

Come to Thanksgiving cut your nose hair like that's not for her I get it it would be a bold step forward to make that request so I can also sounds like she's so grossed out that she can't eat around him But I'm at the other end of the table. Tell me a question because the birthday BADER coming out of his nose and I know this cow you've when I've had lotion yeah, I'm 10 lotion on my ear. You fix it you fix it

So I guess they let Brian know hey Brian your your your hair is getting a little long here. I like the ultimate you guys your hair tremors. We're different breed. No, those were scopes. Is that the ultimate like?

Reason like to be best friends you say hey, but they're not best friends. I know they only invite them because she wants her daughter to not have to wait. I'm telling you she knows that the wife is bothered by it right I think this is a wife who said the sons are bothered by this. This is a wife responsibility

That's their problem. I look when I got you. It's a nose here, Timmer. Why? Because you got a forest coming out of that. There's a lot happening. So I take care of the ears and the nose. Yeah, for sure. And every once in a while, sometimes they go to bed and wake up and there's somehow a two inch piece of hair that comes out of my nose, right? But I don't have like a it's not like a

Calla Robbie Maybe he has a mustache like gross into it. That's not okay either. No, it's not. Yeah, thanks JD I think he really helped there. I didn't that person can't do anything about it They just have to put them with the other end of the table, but what if he's

- I'm preparing the food. I think she can get over here. - As you get older, you get a lot of nose hair and a lot of ear hair. - On the outside or inside? - Do you got that inside ear hair? - Yes, and it grows from the abyss to the outside. - So here's the thing, if I go in a coma. - I'm gonna go look in my ears. - You gotta help me. - I'll be there for you, buddy. - Can you whack? - You would bring wax? - No, here's the great news. - You'd whack the inside of your ears. - Here's the great news. - Wicked by whole head. - Your nose hair, Timur, can also be used on your ears. - I use it. - Oh.

Now I want to look in my doors when I was you know you know you don't check your ears No, no girl I have hair that covers my ears for the most you have a wet you produce wax and yours I'm not like everyone does but I'm not like a gross amount all right We're getting too far into it all right our last segment is brought to us brought to me brought to the people

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Know your high Take two know your high school nickname a dragon's milk and a man hat and and some green tea shots. That'll do it to you green tea So here's what I got you Here's what we got going on. No, okay

Yep, that's how you got JD. Okay. You guys have been doing pretty well lately. Now he's turning it up a notch. Turn it up a notch. Detroit Tigers baseball. I'm giving you nothing. All right, so here to the people we've got to figure out the state, the city that this high school resides in. The name of the high school as well as the nickname, not the mascot Kyle. The nickname.

I see some barbed wire behind the Detroit D. That's about all I got. It is a Detroit D. Or is it just on a flyer, Brian? I don't you wouldn't have a mascot called the barbed wire.

Would you have a nickname called the barbed wire or maybe like the barbs the prisoners the prisoners right talk to us right you gotta give us something give us something so Cal got the Nick boom Which what did I get right the barbs the barbs you see it so here's a bike glue was if there were a group of strizans and

Oh using a shortened version of her first name I would have gone with the Pamela Anderson movie Barb wire. All right, so we got the bar but it's I get the sense it's not the Detroit barbs. No, it's a little bit further west, but you you're right that the nickname is the barbs. Oh, well, that's one of the hardest things to come up with and I will give you one Thank you

We're actually done here. We gotta go. How far west, Bri? Well, it's west of Detroit. Is it also in Michigan though? You don't cross the Buddy Mississippi. Oh. So it could be Wisconsin. Illinois, Iowa, Minnesota. Missouri. Missouri, Iowa. Missouri's on the other side of Mississippi. No, it's all right. It was your right.

I grew up there. So it's northern Ohio, north of Ohio, Davenport. It's in Indiana. Gotta be. Nope. It's not an Illinois. Is it an Illinois, Brian? Are you giving me an answer? You're asking. We need Illinois. Illinois. Illinois is correct. So you have the nickname?

the state we need the high school in the city Davenport Decatur Barb's oh Decatur where they peck is that right? So I will tell you this the city or town

was where they invented barbed wire. Oh, that doesn't mean no good. How about this? In Illinois, it is one of the towns that is home to one of our directional universities.

Well, there's so many of them North North Illinois. Oh, what's where is northern Illinois? That's in the cow. Oh, we got it. So we got teamwork. We got city. We got mascot. Now we need the high school name, the high school name.

How big is Decatur? No, no. The calbs are big. Is it big? I think so. Don't overthink it. Don't overthink it. It's the decalb high school. Yes! Yes! Winter winner. The barbs, dude. You got the barbs. That was good. That was really good. The barbs was the hardest part. The babbs. After you kept just giving us clues. So you know what they say and I don't know if you've heard this before but they do say this.

They say, "Once a barb." Always a barb. Always barb. Barb the barb. And don't do it. Bear's barbs. Don't try to hop that barb where you're ripping pants. Do not. That's a rat boys. Another epic livestream for the people.

I love it. There's a lot of fun. I hope you guys enjoyed the show. You know what we say when you're out in the bow, that's so important, especially this day and age. You have to do something good out there. So when you're out in the bow, everybody.

Do something good out there. See you next time.