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Fantastic. JD, you see that little flapper? I told you to open it up and now it's in the shafts. The official word for that is a flapper. I like it. Yeah, we're gonna move that closer to you in 1920s. We're still working on a couple bucks. We're working on a couple things. We're working on some stuff. All right.
Who's toast is it? It's mine. We should kick it off with the toast. Let's kick it off. Let's do it. All right. Ready guys? Ready. I'm ready. Here's to new beginnings. New office. Same to generates. Cheers. Hey, we can reach everybody now. We can. Love it. It's the same size table though. So we should have always been able to. You know what's touching me touching you. Well, Brian was across the way. So that made it hard. I was over by dear. Don't you know? He's back. Okay. What do we got here? Um,
I should know the order of operations by now. We did the toast, check. So we got to have a drink, which was nice. I need to tell the kids out there, if you want to call in and talk to us and you don't have my phone number, if you have my phone number, call my phone. If you don't have my phone number, you need to get on Snapchat and you're going to
get friended up with us, get some sports 13, and then you can use this calling feature on Snapchat to call us, which is awesome. If you like to type, we love when people type in. It's Carl's favorite thing because it keeps him literate. He has to read a lot.
What you want to do is get on that little comments box on YouTube live or on Facebook live and you type your little comment in. It comes into the studio and we'll show it on the screen. Awesome. Awesome. You know what? I just feel like in the new setup here that if there's any sort of food product, I feel like it has to go through you Kyle, like a gatekeeper. That's probably why he moved in. Yeah, it's actually why. It can't get directly to me. It's got to come through you. I'm between Brian and Jamie now, so that's a good thing. And he cleaned up all the old nuts.
Which I'm not happy about either. Hey, I have a I was aging some nuts. I have a small announcement to make if people would give me the couple seconds to do that. Let's hear it. Special announcement music. Today actually tomorrow, but we're gonna call it today.
JD's official one year anniversary on the show. Her first broadcast to the universe was on the 6th of November 2024. And what a year it has been. It's been fantastic. You know, far would that first show have traveled out in the space at this point. Yeah, I think it's where Voyager 2 is.
Spand it up already. They're probably listening to it on the space station. There's a lot of green people laughing their asses off right now. No idea what we're saying. We should have a shot. We should have a shot. We're the whole that. Settle yourself. Settle yourself. All right, our first segment is brought to us by Brian's underwear. They're short white tight and they fit just right.
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It lines up. You have a Wednesday. I have a Wednesday underwear on. This is gonna be a spectacular day. Did you think that when you realized it? I did. You seem more confident. He did. Just the way you started around the studio. Figure smile just knows what's going on. No, I just everything's lined up. Man, well hopefully that carries over and you've guessing the birthdays of the week.
First one might be a little hard. She's alive. You know what she said? She's alive November 1st birthday. Okay. This actress model activist and TV personality turned 53 on Saturday.
Brian, you may have grown up by her. She's the south side gal. She began her career as playmate of the year in 1994. Oh wow. You said playmate in his hand goes there. He was like dang on the wall in my bathroom.
I used to ride the CTA with her. Oh, wow. Oh, you do know her. Yeah, Mother McCauley, Greg. Okay. In 2006, she was number seven in FHM magazine's hundred sexiest women in the world. I totally forgot about FHM magazine. I don't even know what that is. Well, that was a thing. Can we get it? Is that what we're getting tonight? Women in hygiene and norms magazine. Yes.
After all of those prestigious accolades, she was clearly ready to author a book on autism. Really seen the book titled Mother Warriors, a Nation of Parents Healing Autism against all odds. Now I know who it is. But Brian had his hand up first. Brian, who are you guessing? Jenny McCarthy. You got it. Nice work. Very nice. Very nice. I should have known Southside you would have felt some connection. You know, I was a brother Rice. She was at Mother McCauley.
I mean not well I guess not same graduating close though she turned 53. Yeah, she's a year younger. Yeah pretty close. Nice. All right next one November 2nd birthday also alive. Okay. This famous actor turned 59 this week.
His career will give you goosebumps as he has shined on both the big and small screens. 59, you say? I did. Okay. He founded the Looking Glass Theater in Chicago with his best friend and fellow actor. I think.
Some people claim that he may actually be behind the 6/7 trend after having starred in 6 days, 7 nights. And finally, his friends say he was crazy for turning down Will Smith's role in Men in Black, but at the time, he was on a break.
Damn, now I have less confidence. Can I guess? Yeah. Is that the end of the clue? That's it. I was gonna guess David Schwamm. You were right. You were right. You were right. You were right. He was on a break. He has not aged well. Did you see that, Liam? He has not aged well. And it's kind of ridiculous to look back at friends when we know that he's so much older than us and think that they were supposed to be 20-somethings.
We believe did back then. Yes, it's all in the method acting. It all made sense. But when you said he could have been Will Smith, I'm like, there's no way they offered him the part and he'd go down. Well, I'm glad he did because that would not have worked. There wouldn't have been a tour of three. It would have been terrible. No, that would not have been good. He couldn't have said, I make this look good. He would not have said that.
Also, he would have flashed everyone in the eyes to forget he was in that movie. And then would he have slapped Chris Rock? Oh, maybe his whole career could have changed. Maybe he would have got it with Jenny. Jada. Jada. Jada Pinkett Swimmer. Oh, I don't know the answer to that.
Well, I don't think he had to be married to her. He could still say keep my wife's name out. I don't know that not to her. I don't know that he was married. Okay. Yeah. I don't think he is. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. All right. Moving into national thing day. It is national redhead day. Oh, that is celebrated every November 5th and is every redhead's chance to shine.
- Some of us say every day is our day. - This holiday began in 2015 and was created because a couple of redheads wanted people to be proud of their red hair after National Kick a Ginger Day was announced. (laughing) - My dog's name is Ginger. - What percent of the population has red hair? - Oh, no, 18. I'm gonna say 11. - Two, two, two. (buzzer) - You're both over.
And interesting fact on average, what percentage more anesthesia does a redhead need than a non redhead? Uh, well, can I clarify that a bit? I know that's probably an accurate question. It is straight up from the internet. So it's right. Most redheads have blue eyes.
which is really more of the dryer. - No, you're the rarest of the rare is redhead with blue eyes. - Are you telling me I'm-- - 0.2%. You're only 0.2% on the whole-- - I'm on an island by myself. Kyle, you're a unicorn. I am a unicorn. So tell me again, they require what now? - How much more anesthesia does a redhead-- - Double the dose, three times. - 20% more.
So I don't know how all of your stuff calculates, but it's one of them. Kyle, it sounds like you won. Yeah. The rarest of the rare, Kyle Martin. Yes. Red hair blue eyes, only 0.2% of all people have that. I find that hard to believe. What about your children's? Anyone's got blue eyes?
One of them, two of them, I think two of them do. Are two of your kids redheads? Kaden and Addy are. How would I never have considered Addy redhead? Oh yeah, she's got the little strawberry blonde going. She's stretching a little bit there. Yeah, we're pushing that. She may have three strings. I mean, we're not counting her in this point too. Okay. Love you, Addy. Some people, particularly my kids say redheads have gingeritis.
But today is the day to prove them wrong and get out there and live your best red-headed life. Thank you. You're welcome. Not sedated and yeah, you're gonna be a wide-awaited for all procedures. It gives me a doctor before you start cutting. And now you're gonna share you've given me 20% more. You are gonna stare so hard at every redhead now to see how many of blue eyes. Yes.
All of them I know do. - No, I don't think they do. - Okay, we'll keep going. - All right, we'll see. - Well, let's go find some. - After that, it is now also National Stress Awareness Day. - So, we're in Pokemon, you can't find them. - Yeah. - And why is everybody tackling the redheads? Hold them down so we can see their eyes. - National Stress Awareness Day is celebrated the first Wednesday in November. It is 24 hours of reinforcing the fact that you're not doing yourself any favor by stressing over things you can't control. - Damn, we could pin us.
chronic stress can lead to heart disease hypertension, decreased mental stability, and even loss of social ability. This is kind of turning into a Dr. J segment. I feel like you're looking right at me, J. Brian, and what year did the term stress first come along?
1786. 1918 during the World War. 1936. I went under two. Price is right rules either way. And national stress or stress awareness month is April. So.
What is stress out how to think about what I'm doing today just today is the day the actual month where you think about the whole month is then but in the meantime In the meantime not peeing today is the day to take a deep breaths embrace peace and when you need to so
squeeze these balls that I got you these balls on them say squish me touch me and squeeze me oh they're super soft my kids were super pissed that those were coming to you too and not to them so enjoy those
Squeeze your balls, feel left stress. Brian, I never once. It's almost scary how life likes there. I know she there. You know I can't get it open, it's got a thing on. It's stressing you out. It is stressing me out. Why can't I get this damn thing open? It's like blank to learn something. I can't get it. I see a thing. Oh, you guys are gonna feel so left stress. Oh! Oh! Your head are herniac. It's filled with shaving cream.
I explode that in the new studio Brian Brian. Well this is nice. I'm moving on down the road I tell you what I guess from the basement sports section
It's not brought to you by anybody yet, but we do have a song now, which is nice. All right, so we're gonna true up on last week's bets. We're gonna talk about this week, week 11 in the college football season. Mm-hmm. And a couple other things to hit on. All right, last week, remember Ryan from Sigma Nuik KU got in on the action. I do remember that. So our percentages are gonna be slightly different. Okay.
We had as a panel last week a 40% hit rate and on the biggest line we can find 66% hit rate. That could be a record. It could be. Pretty good. At least tying for a record. All right, so as we all know how it works.
I'm gonna break it down for you. You're gonna listen and absorb and then we're gonna come back and ask you your text. All right, week 11 game 1. BYU. Duh, Cougars. Versus Texas Tech. DeVred Raiders. Live from Lubbock, Texas and guys, what is there to do in Lubbock, Texas? Nothing. That is correct.
The tortillas will be flying along with the pocketknifes as the red raiders lay down 10 and a half to the BYU kugas. I don't think they'll be a better game than that. All right, second game of the week we're calling the futility bowl.
Three and six Colorado. - Dababos. - Take on three and six West Virginia. - Dababotan years. - Live from Morgantown West Virginia and it's on HBO Max, which is so weird. - That's a big thing. - So weird. - Huh. - West Virginia spot in the buffs six and a half. - They must have a big HBO Max following the mountains of West Virginia. - Would not suspect that, but maybe you're right. - The hills have eyes. - The bedding?
- Public scene Colorado play this year. (laughing) - All right, next one, Oregon. - Did ducks. - Versus Iowa. - The Hawkeyes. - 230 kickoff from Kinnec Stadium. - Correct. - In Iowa City, Iowa. - Oregon only land six and a half. - Okay, that's a good town to see a game. - Seems low. - Okay. - Don't cross the city. - They're illegally though. - No, they don't. - Indiana beat Oregon by 10.
They only beat Iowa by five. Ooh, look at you doing your research early. And of course, the last game of the week. Kansas, the J-Haul, versus Arizona. Come into us live from Tucson, Arizona, KU catch and four and a half.
Maybe generous. Maybe generous. Alright. Alright, one as I have this music playing, one other point of contention that we're calling this segment. I hope your wife, Juan, is listening, Brian. We're calling it, "Okay! Less not be ridiculous." Kansas taken on North Carolina, NCAA men's basketball
Friday from Chapel Hill North Carolina giving KU1 1.5 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay That's gonna be a close game Let's not be ridiculous No, KU by a million A nail biteer KU by a million. All right, let's circle back. Last time you said that they got rocked by Kansas State It wasn't basketball All right, which game do you like JD?
I'm gonna go with the Hawkeyes game. And I'm gonna take the Hawkeyes. You're gonna take Iowa to win by our... Let's see, they're getting six and a half. So they're gonna cover six and a half. Yes.
Okay, Bri, I got West Virginia. The mountaineers, they're gonna cover-- You think they're gonna cover six and a half over the buffs? It's probably a safe bet. And then I am going to go to-- I'm gonna go to Texas Tech just to mix it up a little bit. I think--
Gosh, are they? I think BYU covers 10 and a half. I really do. Is Texas Tech raped too? Yes, they're six or seven. Well, that BYU's up there, right? BYU, I thought was undefeated. I think they can cover 10 and a half.
Okay. Um, no comments on the KU basketball game. I think I think that that's going to not be a one and a half point game. Okay. Who wins that game? Hmm. Hmm. Oh, Kyle, BYU is eight. Texas Tech is nine. Yeah. So 10 and a half seems a little much.
I'm gonna take North Carolina by more than one and a half. I'm sorry. Interesting. Okay. Brigha who wins that game? Man, they are just, I'm gonna go with KU. They just, with who's their coach, Bill Self? No, no, the North Carolina, the former player. Yeah, I don't ever remember. They run so hot and cold. Yeah. I got KU, winning by five.
Okay, we shall see. All right, keep in at move in here in the sports section. We're gonna go on to the biggest line I could find. This week, well, actually, I gotta give you the sponsor, but the biggest line you can find is brought to us by the CGSA, a co-coupleant growers of South America, turning basic chemistry in terrible life choices since forever. - Completely and totally obliterated. - All right, so this week finds us in West Lafayette, Indiana. We got Ohio State
- Mm-hmm. - The buck eyes. - Versus Purdue. - Steam it up, the boiler maker. - Of course. - Purdue is getting 29 and a half. - That's a lot of points. - That is a lot of points. - Are they at the-- - Oh, they're Westpac, yeah. - Oh, they're Westpac, yeah. - They're at the police suck.
I got to say, I think Ohio State just to keep in that one slot, they kind of need that margin of victory. I think they, I think Ohio State covers 20 minutes. Do you think they're going to run it up? Yeah. I think so too. I think it may be a 40 plus point victory.
Of course we said that last week. I still think it's going to be short of 29. Okay, Jamie likes it. You always kind of play a yonder on these. I feel like that's just too many. Yeah, be nice. Too many. It's just too many. Too many. Too much. It's happening. It's college athletics. There is no sportsmanship, Jamie.
especially not a Ohio State. Yes. Alright everybody. We're gonna move it on into the new section. This is a little segment they call Brian's riff. Brian, the trim of our sit-in with his back to the
He's been known to read multiple newspapers every day. He watches multiple newscasts every night. He's even known to walk the beat to bring us the best stories of the week. He doesn't miss it, but the week called Ryan's Wreath. I've been called the new junkie. You're better than just the junkie. That is, that is better. So, Kyle, Google, and JD,
This is more about you and me. Google just revealed the most search gifts of 2025. They call it the Google holiday 100. Now I don't want to get into the entire list.
Because we don't have enough show for that, but I want to tell you about one. Okay. Now friends of the show know that Kyle and I are bar soap guys. Yes. Yeah. And JD is a liquid soap bottle lady. As are all clenely people. Kyle, one of the top 100 gifts.
Dr. Squats natural bar soap for men variety gift set. Wow. They call it sudstastic soap. Take that JD. Yeah, well, that's gross. You guys can keep your pubes in your bar soap. Wow. That's not always the kid. That isn't always happened. But mostly does. Yeah, but if you're talking the last time you picked up a bar soap and there wasn't something questionable stuck to it.
every morning. Yes, buyer. Because I really spend a lot of time cleaning the bar after I've done using it. It takes a lot of task. It's got a pair of tweezers. Yeah, exactly. I run, I got a black lightener. Are you, are you going to say anything else about squash? That was it. Can I make a couple of remarks about squash? What do you got? Well, that's so about you and me. It's exfoliating. So it actually has a lot of grit to it. To grab stuff off of you. That's, I'm sure that's why they did it. It is.
The other interesting thing that people need to realize about squash, it does smell good. When you take the bar and put it up to your nose, it does smell good, but this is important people. It is not antibacterial. - Oh. - So you may smell good in the shower, but not very long layer, you're gonna be a little funky. - Your parts are not that funny. - Yeah, but I like soap is soap, but antibacterial is really an important ingredient in soap. - Everything is falling apart for you too. - Yes, I don't perspire.
All right, moving it on. All right, have you heard about this one JD? I have not Tom Brady's new dog Juni Juni J-U-N-I-E is a clone of his late dog Lua Well, that'd be weird. I did hear about this so two years ago Brady lost his beloved dog Lua a pit bull mix so
How did this cloning thing happen? At times I'd, I quote, "I love my animals. They mean the world to me and my family." A few years ago I worked with a company and leveraged their non-invasive cloning technology through a simple blood draw of our family's elderly dog
before she passed and gave them five million dollars and now this dog is gonna have half the it's not gonna be anywhere near like that dog. Paris Hilton and Barbara Streisand have also closed their dogs. Cloned. What did I say? Cloned. They've also closed. Cloned their pet. They cost to clone a dog or cat is between 50 and 85 thousand dollars. But they can't be at the same. They're going to be it's like Kucho.
Creep bee, right? - Yeah. I mean, I love my dogs probably in an unhealthy manner. - Yeah. - But I wouldn't want to be cloning them. It's not the same as them. - Well, we don't know. It might be, I can tell you their lifespan is gonna be less. - Yeah, but it's not gonna be the same, it's not gonna just know who you are. - If you cloned it again, then it'll keep getting less and less life. - Well, from a scientific perspective, the telomeres get longer, and that is an indicator of how long you'll live. Hubert Davis is the North Carolina co-existent.
That came to us from pure repeat. - Thank you, Pete. It's just a scientific fact. Unless they clean that up, it's gonna have less of a lifespan. - But they're also like, you've seen the movie Kujo when they come back to life. They're just a little bit off. That's what's gonna happen. - So it'll probably die from the exact same cause of death as this prior to-- - Probably hit by a car, gonna run in front of them until it happens. - Let me do it.
Did they put it in the oven? Did they, is it here by the oven the dog? Is it a 3D printer? How does this thing, how do they turn the blood into a dog? You got to get a stem cell and once you get a stem cell you're golden. You just put it in an empty embryo and off it goes.
Brian, we're gonna draw your blood after this just just in case there's only one of me we have used Oh no There's gonna be another camera with another person with their hat on back There's so much my DNA so much of my DNA all over this room. All right, finally you then your soap another company
that I don't know. Oreo, oh, just introduced six new Thanksgiving themed cookies. Oh, why do all these companies freaking keep doing this? Because people are fat. You're ready for this? The flavors are
Turkey and gravy gross sweet potato gross. Yeah cream corn you cranberry sauce no edible apple caramel pie maybe and pumpkin pie mm-hmm I could do the last two those are supposed to be cookie for you pump a couple drinks into you Thanksgiving day you're trying to
the stuffing and gravy one or the turkey gravy one. Well, I will try it and then I will heave a little bit, but let's make sure that that's on the list for Thanksgiving Day. So here you go. They're available exclusively on the Oreo website. How's that they come housed in an Oreo shaped tin.
They include 12 cookies two for each flavor. That's not enough. It retails for 1999 plus shipping and handling. I would do it. I would do it just for the novelty of it. You wouldn't do it. We're gonna dial that up. And that's how the man keeps his down. I can't wait until-- It's crazy shit and then we buy it. I can't wait until people come to my house for Thanksgiving in there. And their plate is just six cookies. You get a million people who are just gonna try it and there you go.
It is what it is. It's kind of interesting. Actually, I'm gonna get online and look at for 20 bucks. Why would you do it? But you need like you have to buy two of them because only two people don't want to try them. Well, I think you could cut that baby in force. It's Noryo. It's gonna crack. I'm gonna do this right now. Do you think it's simply Oreo.com? For sure.
Alright, while you do that, Brian, we need to observe a new section of the show that I don't currently see on my thing here. Here it is. It's half time. Half time.
Get those glasses ready, JD. Get them lined up. Gotta do it. We gotta do a little bit of a sloppy four. All right. It says, "Ori-o-o-o-o-y cookie." So I don't think that's the same thing. We'll find it, Brian. After this, I'll get them ordered up. I'd be the Chinese website. All right.
Here we go. Humpty halftime, shoota, shoota, shoota. Alright, what do we got this for? Well, you tell me remember. I know I was bad at it last week. Okay, here we go. Oh, a ball. Single liquor.
You know that from all day. I don't know what that is but I want to unhaven. Think about... Think about your 18 to 21 year old self. Ew. It's actually delicious. It's not Northern. It's...
Southern comfort. Yeah. That's what my grandma likes. Ew. Still? She drinks those in her old fashion. Yes. On Christmas Eve. Because she doesn't write. We always forget and we have to go out and get her stuff for Southern, old fashion, Southern comfort. Or are we somehow come to Kyle's house and he has old. I was just gonna see why do you think? Or one of the Martin Kids drives us there.
Go me go me go me go me fun go me fun. That was rust. We you relax. We can't it's good. It's good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Just give me some something. We just did just sit in your grandmother. I said. All right. It's a hard core. Stupid people doing stupid things. This one's gonna be intense.
Buckle up. All right. I think Pete's gonna be all over this one. Well, I'm gonna tell you something. I never thought the day would come that I would do this, but we're gonna lead off with the unthinkable. Um, and it actually pains me to say this.
Here we go. Live golf. Oh no. Jamie, you're noticing live golf is making goofball of the week. Oh no, are you okay? Say it ain't so it's basically a demonstration that we can be objective reporter. Okay, I like it, but are you okay? I'm not okay. I don't like what they're doing. We do see all stories, all sides. We see all, yeah, we just bring you the news. You can form your own opinions.
All right, so Liv go off announced this week that they were going to change from a 54 hole format to a 72 hole format next season, this coming season. They're also indicating that they'll alter
The team competition that happens at the end of the year, okay, and that they may move away from the traditional writer cup style format that they've used in the team competition in the past I don't know why you would mess with that everybody like well people that like live like that Are they just like trying to switch to all the PGA stuff? I don't know basically that live go for your PGA 2.0
I don't know the team element stays it's an extra round of golf each tournament I don't know why they're messing with the team competition writer cup thing because that was actually cool but I think does the union know that the player and the union talked about the players having to play another round of golf don't think live has a union there are no unions inside of Arabia. They are they don't last too long so lastly live is announcing that they're going to rebrand.
We all have talked about on this show what happens when you do that crack a barrel. Yeah, and they've opened the possibility of either new teams or new team names. So a lot of questions here. I anticipate so live is actually LIV is the Roman numerals for 54. So now we're not playing 54 playing 62. Now we have to rename it. So it's going to be Lexi, which is Lxx
I.I. Which is. You play 72. Sorry, sorry Lexi Lxx. I.I. Is 72 in Roman numerals sexy Lexi sexy Lexi. Go. I so with regard to the 72 hole format I'm gonna read you some quotes and then we're gonna have a Frank discussion. Okay, here we go.
Most successful leagues around the world, IPL, EPL, no idea what those are. MBA, MLB, NFL, continue to innovate and evolve their product. At Live, we are no different. They're soccer, like English Premier League. So that's Scott O'Neill, the live CEO. Okay.
LiveGolf is a players league. We are competitors to the core and we want every opportunity to compete at the highest level and to perfect our craft. Moving to 72 holes is a logical next step that strengthens the competition, tests us more fully, and delivers more of what fans want. That's John Rom. One more for you. This shows that our league listens to its fans, its players, and its partners.
and adapts to create the best possible experience. Here's what I have to say to all of those. (buzzer) (laughs) There is one reason and one reason only live is doing this. That is because, "Oaker rules the where, rules the world, the official, good world, goss, rankings, index, requires a 72-hole format full stop."
It actually probably requires more than that. Oager is how I don't know how to say. They've also mentioned that the fact that live doesn't have a cut line from Revenge of the Nerds. Oager. Since live doesn't have a cut line that that could prevent them from getting points.
At the end of the day, this is about one thing and one thing only and that is trying to get live golfers back in the world rankings. They sold out. They did. The last thing I would say about this is for a league that isn't solvent running a three day a week tournament. They couldn't be nothing financially as favorable about running a four day tournament. So I also would say that like the live golf
Person that watches it probably is fine with a three day tournament. They want to be done. It's a sprint. They don't need to watch it for four days. Three day two long. A three day tournament is a sprint and there's a lot of compelling things about that. You don't need it. Boo. I don't love it. I can't believe Puri isn't talking our head off right now. He's putting his kids to bed. All right. Well, it's Tuesday. Next one, Puri.
The Disney Corporation. Can you guys name some major TV and streaming networks that are owned and operated by the Disney Corporation? Hulu. Correct. ABC. Correct. Disney. Disney Plus. Correct. ESPN. ESPN.
ESPN 2 all of the ESPN family network. The old show plus FX and freeform. I didn't know they own FX. There he is. Peoria Pete. Why hello, gentlemen and a lady. Hello, Peoria. It's so good to hear from you. I resemble that remarks. What a wonderful show you guys are having tonight. Thank you. How do you like the new digs?
You know what I have been listening not watching. Okay. Okay. That technology, that technology will come. That's fair. That technology will come down there. Where you can sync up the, the moving of the mouth to the word. You can use antennas to dial this in. Somehow you are the last guy with AOL. Everyone else, you're in a bunker with a telephone.
I'm actually sitting in a garage doing some spray painting right now. Oh, very nice. Are you not coughing? Are you? Yeah. He has 100% is. He's working on stuff to put on the side of trains. Couple things. I'd love to comment on if you guys don't mind. What do you got? Number one, how many gingers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 20% more according to my research. Do they have blue eyes?
That's a trick question zero ginger's glow in the dark. Oh, what a wonderful what a wonderful day for you Kyle Congratulations. Thank you. Hey, the carp expats the drink. He really is he's up there. That is a question that us genders do ask each other
but yeah, does it check? Does it check? Huh? Does it check out? Well, not all the time. Did you get those percentages, Jamie? No, next time. Uh, yeah. Well, I didn't choose to be what I am, but I am what I am. And that's all that I am. You're popped by the sailor, man. Keeping it moving, pure, yeah. Any other insults you want to throw my way?
Yeah, I just wondered what is the deals 54 to 72 you guys assured me that you could crown a champion in 70 or 54 holes. You didn't need 72 holes and we we successfully did that for three seasons, but now people are bored. And now you're saying, wait a minute, this could better better help. Hey, Colleen, stop yelling at me.
>> My goodness. >> I know. >> Do you want to sit on a cop down there? >> Blink ones if you're in trouble. >> No, get it. Yeah, I'm just a little disappointed, Kyle, because you assured me that what the fans wanted was 54, the players loved 54, and now all of a sudden, Liv Golf is telling us they don't love 54, the players, or
Yeah, fans. So what's the deal? Well, we uncovered the Rouge Pete. I don't know if you heard the end of the segment, but this is about one thing and one thing only we all know that old official golf rank. That is correct. Oh, WGR is all that matter. Oh, here's going to be the tough part. That was over. The tough part's going to be all of those guys in live right now. Don't have
Well, that's the, that's the interesting thing. How do you go back three years and fill in the void, right? They're not going to give them retroactive. Their poses, poses, these tournaments only get good.
points. I mean, your point value is based on the competition. And so if they don't have good world golf rankings, even if they're given good, you know, points, it's not going to be many because the competition is quote unquote not very good according to the official world golf rankings.
Well, that's, I think, highly debatable. Can you just turn that off and turn it back on? It's right. My camera. It's right, yeah, it's right over that. - Technical difficulties, yeah. - We're with you. - Here's the thing I like. - Yes, just turn it off. - Well, they also change a rule piece so that if a guy wins 46% of the tournaments, he can now win player of the year. (laughing) - That's a good question.
I don't know. I think you might be off from a competition standpoint, but I think you might be spot on to the fact that everybody is lacking three years of points. So this is basically the top 300 to 400 players playing each other. So will they will people stop watching or following a live because of this? No, but then nobody will watch or go to Thursday. No, it's gonna, no one's gonna go the first day. No, no. Yeah, I agree with you guys. It's
It's not that the actual competition's bad Kyle. It's that the competitions bad according to the rankings. So that's how the tournaments get those points. Yeah. Yeah. So it's going to take a few seasons to work our way back up the totem pole if you will.
Well listen hopefully John Rom and Bryce and DeChambo can keep playing well in majors and then you guys Yeah, the rest of you guys can get some points. That gets us a little boost Are they the only and the rankings like top 100 right now? No, and Walk on Lee ends up there and
and make Tom McKibben just won an event that gets. He gets. He's a protégé of Roy McRoy, but this guy is in the Masters and in the open now, so there's more points to be had. I feel like Bob Cobb, aka the Maestro, is also in the rankings.
Don't hate don't hate appreciate. I will listen. I won't take up your guys this whole night have a great show. I'm a paint and a dresser. I'm enjoying listening. Oh, how's the weather down there? You're always busy. You're a busy guy. Yeah. I am a busy guy, but enjoy the show. I would also agree with a couple of your picks.
North Carolina is gonna win that basketball game. Oh, okay. I think you need to I think you need to hammer the ducks if they're only given six points. He just disrespected your institution of higher learning for your kids. Well, I'm still revenge. I'm a flame. They're gonna show some things. So all right. Sounds good. Take care. Thanks.
Bears. Okay, so, enough of that nonsense. We were talking about the Disney Corporation, so we named all of the networks that they own. Now, Disney's corporate mission, Jamie, entertain, inform, and inspire people around the globe.
Through the power of unparalleled storytelling. Mm-hmm. Now. Yep. That's all good stuff. Okay, however the Matterhorn you cannot be entertained and former inspired by Disney if you currently have YouTube TV as your TV service provider. Well, that's your own fault
Hey, that includes me. Well, she's under my house to watch TV because as you can see, I'm a Disney fan. Yes. Well, apparently the happiest place on earth turns into a bunch of a holes once they get into a corporate border. Yes. They are a bunch of a holes. So.
- The ESPN, well, the Disney family of networks went black on YouTube TV on October 30th. - I know. - And hasn't been heard or seen since. Now, the interesting thing is, so Monday night football this last week couldn't watch it. - Well, so I thought to myself, well, I have the ESPN app. - I do too, does that help? - So I went to the app and regular ESPN is still blocked.
Because remember when you sign up for the ESPN app you have to put your provider on there if your provider is YouTube the way they get kickbacks they still won't let you watch regular ESPN for it. You're paying for ESPN plus. If you want the ESPN channels one through eight you have to go to the ESPN app
Unlimited plan. Okay, so you paying like a hundred twenty bucks a year. Who's that would you pay for the? Yes, plus no, it's like here's what I'm gonna tell you 99 a month. Oh, maybe I have maybe I'm unlimited. This is why we pay about six hundred dollars a month for all TV services Because I can't handle worrying if I'm gonna get cut off or if I can't watch something like we have Xfinity nobody has that you know what squeeze my ball
Every time I'm like we should cut this back and I'm like no I love TV. I don't want to worry if they're gonna cut me off. And I used to be of that mindset. I had direct TV and then I had some backup stuff too. And I was paying like $700 a month.
I even direct TV had a dispute when I had direct TV. So any provider can have, it's actually becoming the norm that when these contracts come up, you've got to think the provider is saying, let's just get this knocked out. Let's get it all worked out and we'll be good.
But they're both using the people that need the service as the pawns to get what they want the government shut down. There's a lot of parallels there. There is. But I just like I love TV. Yes. And I will pay for like that is something I'm not gonna.
And I pay for like a million and a half channels and I really watch three of them with any regularity and they happen to all be ESPN. But I like that like my Xfinity DVR shows for me that I forgot or even on and then I'm like, Oh, thank you DVR for reminding me that I love. You need an extra DVR. I have one from Xfinity by the way. Are you still paying rental fees? No. I got it. I got it for like I own it somehow.
- That's weird. - Yeah, it is weird. - Hey, is it weird that I still have a tube TV? (laughing) - So if you're a YouTube TV and you like sports, no night night football, no college sports since October 30th. So here's the thing that I can't get over. - And you know what, Kyle? - We're still alive. - Come to my house, they're all on there. - Oh wait, ESPN though, I think, I keep seeing ESPN. Disney I think realizes that
YouTube TV is probably one of the largest, if not the largest subscriber bases in streaming TV. They have over 10 million subscribers. - Some people say-- - 10 gazillion. - It doesn't seem like a very big number. Like I would think it was bigger than that, but I still think it represents-- - That's what she said. - The bigger subscriber bases. - Yeah.
I can guarantee you that when Disney goes to places like Comcast and Fubo, they're not asking for the same amount of coin they're asking for when they're going to Google and asking for money. - No. - So there's some disparity there. - Why do they have, what does it like Fubo and Comcast have? - Well, they offer those channels, but I'm just saying because of their subscriber base, they don't have, there's not the leverage that they have with Comcast. - So a Fubo. - Comcast doesn't have as much.
No, they have all of them. I'm just saying Disney's contract with Comcast is not as big as the money they're asking from Google. Oh, I see. Yeah YouTube. Yeah YouTube YouTube TV. But but Google owns YouTube TV. That's why it's all that's why Disney is going out. I think other break and bacon owns everything. Yeah.
six degrees of Kevin Bacon. So anyway, those are my two goofballs of the week. It's not cool not to have TV channels. It's not cool for it to drag on forever. And it's not cool for them to get on the TV channels you do have and say you should call in blame Disney. You should call on blame YouTube.
for not having these channels. - I'm gonna go home tonight and just scroll through every channel and have them. - We knew you should, and you should think of me when you're doing a pitch forks and torches. Let's go. I didn t even know they had an ESPN 13, but I have it. - I have it. - And right now they re showing cornhole tournaments. - [laughs] - Now it's time for "Dear JD." - Hey, hey!
The people craved direction. They are blind and want to see again. That's why we asked, "Jede." You know, that used to have another line in it that got omitted. Maybe you should write that out. Really? Yeah. It felt longer before. Yeah, they were blind, but now they can see. Oh, it was the people craved direction. The people have something else. They were blind and now they want to see. Yeah. Oh.
That's why Carl that's my car was off on that you know what's funny is I do have they crave dot dot dot so there was a new new space new rules. Yes. Just gotta give me a heads. We're gonna we're gonna More and all that's not on you. That's not on you car. That was me. That was me. That was me. My bad dear JD
What on earth can I do with a noisy 90 year old neighbor? Oh 90 what a party animal. I live in an apartment and she is banging cupboard doors and pans at 11 p.m. Oh my gosh. What's all of 11? Banging. Banging cupboard doors. cupboard doors. I thought she said and Pien till 11 a.m. No banging cupboard doors and pans in the pans. I go to sleep at 10. It's very aggravating.
How can I confront her without getting an enemy signed sleepless neighbor? Well, so that's a tough one because First of all, she's 90 yeah, and I'm not saying maybe just wait it out Well, like she's 90 and it's 11 o'clock like how late I?
Unless she has like what's that called sundowners where she's like thinking her whole day is hurting so she's up all night long maybe But also I'm more concerned that this 90 year old was living above this woman. She got come down the stairs. Yeah, I think I love and a clock seems extreme, but I also think that conversation is gonna start off like this and
Hey, well She's 90 she can't be slamming cabinets that loud, but she doesn't realize it's that loud Well, but still is she like what man well, she's a pissed off cook. She's an aggravated cook
Maybe she wants like she's ready to she doesn't think she's closing it she needs a no she she's a herit so that's why she I think this woman like so if it's a really an old lady like go up there and be nice and be like hey girlfriend How about we make dinner a little earlier like what do you up to up here and let me ask you Kyle how thinner the walls right here a cabinet closing and if you're living yeah, this is just a pain
Just woman she's just a pain so There's not really anything unless she's gonna go up there and talk to her it just be nice old peaked she's 90 she's lived a long life She doesn't need to deal with you for her last couple years Isn't it that like the whole idea is reaching 90's then you can do whatever you want That's what I mean like she's an old lady if she wants to be a suck fest let her be a suck fest
I'm not sure how to answer that. It is like once you get old, you just get to do stuff. Don't be the reason that this old lady is stressed out. Correct. You don't, once again, stress. Correct. Go up there and be nice to her. This lady apparently had controlled stress because she's 90. Yeah. Go up there and be nice to her and just be like, stop slamming your cabinets. She don't give a fee. Yeah, old bat. Dear JD on our neighbor of the app.
Have you thought you ever been on your neighborhood app? No, there's not an app, but there is like a neighborhood Facebook page so I'd say it was similar one of my neighbors cautioned that two young men had recently knocked on her door She could see them on the security camera
And she did not know them. - Oh. - She thought them odd. But opened the door anyway. - Oh my God. - Fortunately nothing bad happens. But she felt unsettled and brought the interaction to our community's attention. - Okay, that happens. - I commented that it was fine to ignore knocking and to not open your door to strangers. Adding that it is not even in polite.
another neighbor disagreed and said it was impolite to not open the door. Oh, that neighbor is wrong. Yeah, that's right. Settle the question. That neighbor is way wrong. Do you know how many times somebody comes in my doorbell and I just hope they don't see that I'm walking around? Right. That's the purpose of having a ring doorbell. Like I don't want to answer it to you.
You have no obligation to answer your door. I will straight up wave to a person and be like, "Hey, not coming out there." So I feel you would answer Brian to everybody who came to your house. And is underwear. Yes, Wednesday underwear. I'm wearing Wednesday. I think like my kids like ran when the doorbell rang. My kids, my kids hide when the doorbell rings if they're home by themselves.
I like that. I kind of do that too. If I, yeah, I'm done. Everybody down. Down. Get down. Turn off the TV. There's no reason to answer your doorbell these days. It's just like an incoming phone call. Text me what you need to talk about. Yeah.
Because otherwise you're selling insurance or you're gonna tell me my roof was damaged during the hail storm that didn't happen or hey I've been killing bugs at your neighbor's house Can I kill your bugger and I'm like no I don't want you to hey you know how your neighbors are looks like crap do you want me to make your look like crap too? I Know that is not rude. No agreed. That's easy. That was an easy one. Yes, I would agree
Dear JD, I have a friend who constantly talks about the prices of food, drinks, and restaurants. I wanted to go downtown to a festival, and the first thing she said was that the beers are going to be like eight dollars each. When I, must be a small town. When I ask her about a new restaurant. Where's this festival? I want to go. When I ask her about a new restaurant, she tells me the prices of everything and the cheapest way to have dinner there at Happy Hour. No mention of the food itself.
A lot of our conversations seem to center on how much things cost. It drives all of our conversations. I guess I was brought up not to talk about the cost of things. Am I wrong to let this bother me? You're not wrong to let it bother you. Like I think that there's probably some underlying thing with this person where they either don't have money or they don't want to spend it.
They probably could drive the conversation in a different direction and not be like, oh, that's gonna be $8 a beer and instead be like, how about instead we do something else? Do you feel like she's trying to get them to pay her bill? No. Oh, that's a good angle. I don't think she's trying to get them to pay her bill. I think she's trying to get them to not go there.
$8 a beer sounds pretty reasonable. $8 beer sounds fantastic, but let's pretend it's $15 a beer. Any downtown Chicago, I can tell you that. Any downtown league villa. That's right. But I do, I get it, but also at the same time she could probably manage it a different way and be like, oh, hey, like how about we do this instead? Whoa. Yeah. And that's good. Throw it out there. You could, she could take a different tack and not root it to the cause.
Right, right. We talked about David Trummer earlier and there was that one friends episode where like the three people There some had the money and some did yes, yes, we went to the hoody the blowfish concert. Yes, yes, who do you know where'd you get that from that would be one of the blowfish?
So I think it's more about the money. It is 100% about the money and I think that the writer needs to be more respectful of what this person can potentially afford. Yeah, maybe you're not in the same friend social circle. Or you'd be like, hey, let's go here. My treat. Yeah, Denny's in.
which by the way just went private did you hear that? Oh Denny is? Yeah Denny's just one private and we're sold. Yes. Hard to believe Denny's was public. They sold for like 647 they sold for like 640 million.
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I got nothing. All right, the funny thing we have it, oh, we have it up. And this is really-- Is that Tucker? This is-- Talk, talk. It could be. But don't say it like as if the F was a-- I thought that already myself kept it to myself. So now you're thinking like, I think, nice.
This is really a play on words. When you think about the high school in relation to the mascot. Oh, I was going to go with the Fremont Fighting Chihuahua's, but that's not a play on words. The Fiener Weiner. Oh,
I like the weiner dog aspect. You might be right. So you're you're you're in the right fighting Fiener winners fighting winners. Oh fighting. We're winners. So I will tell you that I wish my kids went to the fighting weiner. The other games. The name of the town. And high school.
- Has a sister city in Germany. - Oh, Viener. - Viener. - Vienna. - Frankfort. - Oh, you made a man. - Oh, got it. - We even said the Wiener dog was a thing. - All right, so you got the city's Frankfort. - Yeah, straight we did. - The high school is Frankfort high school. - Okay. - So we need-- - We're so good on this one. - Now we need state and mascot. - Yes. - State. - Frankfort.
Give us some clues, Brian. So we are originally guest Michigan, but I think that's wrong. Yeah, I don't feel right. So I will tell you, and this is such a, I'm lobbing this one to you. And they are suddenly a football power. I don't know what that means. That's you, Kyle. Or a college football power. Or again, no, they are very recently at college football power. Like ads of today. Like within the last two years, once a basketball state,
We're Duke from but now they have a like an like out of nowhere they have a huge football power in college for Indiana Indiana You're so good at this we have state city
High School. So remember I said the name of the high school is a Frankfurt fighting dog. So the Frankfurt High School, Frankfurt, Indiana, and the nickname is a play on Frankfurt. It's not winners. It's not winners, but you're in the right. Franks. You're again, you're the Franks. You're kind of you dumb it down a little bit. Dumb it down.
Hot dogs! Hot dogs! We got there! No hot dogs! And this one's pretty simple. The hot dogs are nod to the city's German heritage and apparently they have a very famous hot dog festival in Frankfurt. We're gonna have to. We're gonna have to. Well you know what they say everybody.
Hold on, dammit. Once a hot dog. Always a hot dog. I guess that's a rap boys. Another epic livestream for the people. I'm gonna tell you, I think, Coney Island. Hot dog eating contest. Let's get it in it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's
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