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She's Batman. She is that man that lady I think so that girl girl. No, you're a lady. Don't say yourself short. Thanks, Brian Hey everybody welcome in we're excited. It is almost Halloween. It's not quite Halloween, but it's close enough But some some no they've already trick or treated they're done boring. It's over Friday. They're playing Christmas music in those subdivisions already. Yeah, it's over
All right, um, I got a toast to give. I got some specifics to pass out and then we're going to get to the show. So you ready for the toast everybody? Yes. Shake and bake. You're not first your last. Mm-hmm.
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October 26th, birthday. This television celebrity turned 79 this past Sunday. In addition to being on TV, he was also a weatherman and a U.S. Army radio DJ in Vietnam.
He holds you said alive. Yes, a lot. I was thinking Robber waves. That's the first thing that came into my head. I didn't say he played one. He was one. Yeah. He holds the world record for longest career as a game show host of the same show. Hosting that same position from 191, 2024. No. Oh, no.
Bob Barker's dead. I thought for sure you would have gone. Drew Carey hasn't been on trance all the way. Nope. All right. Last one. If you were trying to spell his name, you would only need to buy a vowel once. Oh, pissy chick. But that would produce three correct letters. Pessie chick? Yep.
Oh, I didn't know he was in Vietnam. Good job. Oh, we got a whole brand new. Do you think he had a had a toupee when he was in in the war? Back in the day. Maybe he did. Oh, God.
Coach Flow, hey happy birthday to Coach Flow. - It was her birthday. - It was her birthday. - It was. - Couple days ago. - She could have been the celebrity birthday. - Well, she's not 79. - No, but she could have been the next one. - Who's confirmation? Isn't this the wrong time of year? - No, they have to do it all year long. - Yeah. - You've took classes all the time. - Oh, right. - I thought the actual ceremony. - No, not on a Wednesday. - They do that on Halloween night, actually. So we're aspiring. - We will talk about religion that is. - Is that all souls day or is that the day before? - Day of the dead.
I don't know. So we got the first one. That's AJ. Moving on. Thanks for typing in you too. It's awesome. Second one. Also alive October 28th birthday. This famous athlete turned 76 years old yesterday. Everybody's getting so old Kyle. Yeah. So old. She was very hard to keep up with in her sport. So much so that she couldn't pick only one to excel at. So instead did 10. Oh.
I don't know any Olympic running people. Well, she's the Catholic, right? She's a big 10. She was drafted by the Kansas City Kings in the seventh round of the NBA drafted in 1977, but never actually made the roster. Okay. She has six children with three different wives. I think this is Bruce Jenner. What's his name, though?
Oh, is it there we go? Yeah, that was low Jamie. That was low. I guess it's right. It's right. What is her name? Caitlin Caitlin Jenner.
Those were all true facts about her Brian that is Damien Pressive. I'll give you that. I got a knife in my head right now. I also thought Sejack was poor. S-A-J-E-K. No, but it's okay. And maybe Wanda can help me but the women or the men have the
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She's Batman or she's bad girl. All right It's now time for national thing day First up it is international cat day. No That is celebrated every year on October 29 since 2005 Little heads up on that would have been nice to eat on what I could have had the cat sound right now you could have sorry, but I then it wouldn't have been a surprise
All right, its purpose is to recognize how many cats need to be rescued each year and to celebrate the cats and everyone's lives. Have you either of you ever owned a cat? Hell no, I'm allergic to cats and they're horrible animals. Did you ever have a cat, Brian? I concur. Yes. What he said, he didn't have a cat in no way.
The domestic vacation domestication of cats started 12,000 years ago an ancient sailors used to bring their cats along to kill rodents on the ship Which to protect their food storage which is how cats Went all over the world. Oh What are they where are they initially from I don't know. Oh, wherever the sphinxes maybe
Who did you say brought them on ships sailors? Ancient sailors. What percentage of households in America have a cat? Um, right. Did you unplug it? Did you step on the power cord? Oh, put that on.
Brian. Damn it. Pretty so. All right. What say that again? What percentage of American households have a cat? It's not on, but I think you can turn it off and back on now. Percentage of American households that have a cat. I'm going to say it's not as high as you might think. I'm going to go with...
23% It is actually 32% And I'm going to suggest how you guys can celebrate this you should both if you have not watched the show yet watch the show my cat from hell
- That is a fantastic show. It's all about cats that are so mean. People are about to have to give them away. And this guy comes in and he like fixes them. But the best part of the show is that they're just mean cats. - Is it the cat whisper? - Is that cat whisper? - It's kind of like the cat. It's like the dog whisperer show. But it's got cats. - Is that streaming? - Right now I'm not. - It should be. So give it a watch and celebrate National Cat Day. - Kitty Cat. - All right. It also is National Hermit Day.
Herbert de Frog. Do you know what a hermit is, Brian? The crab or the guy that just does it anywhere. It is defined by people who prefer seclusion to socialization. They spend their lives separated from the world. Most of them do it for religious reasons so that they can just spend their whole day praying. But some people do it like the unibomber just because they don't like people.
Is there a dress code for a hermit? That's a good question. Like, what do you wear? I would think like robes or caper. Also, it has to be a lot easier to be a hermit nowadays than it did like in the past, right? 'Cause now you can just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
Rich people would advertise for someone to come be a hermit in their garden for seven years in exchange for food shelter and pay. And they were called ornamental hermit. Is that similar to the, what do we call the low guise you put in our garden? Garden homes. No, it's like a garden home. It could be.
Also, hermit crabs are called hermit crabs because they live inside a borrowed shell and carry their home on their back. But hermit crabs are actually very social creatures so their name is a lie. But speaking of hermit crabs, how old was the oldest hermit crab? Oh, oh, you have to repeat this.
- Andy Paula had one that was like really old. - Andy Paula did have an old one. - I'm gonna sing. You shouldn't call that dog, Uncle Doug. I'm gonna go 52 years. - All right, that's close. - I think I'm trying to think of Andy Paula's
What was it? What was its name? Sheldon. Sheldon. That's right. That's right. Sheldon I think was 42. So this one was the oldest one was 44 and a half years old and his name was Jonathan Livingston. But I do think second place went to Sheldon. Yes.
RIP, Sheldon. Now, don't they have to like keep changing their shells? They do. You have to give them new shells when they grow. Because they grow, yeah. And that's not their shell. Like a snail grows its own shell. Like these have to, they have to find them. So if you, what kind of, you can put anything in there, you put like a little miniature bottle in there. Yeah, the crawl. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe you should get a pet. Do they ever stop growing?
I don't know that either. They're like your boobs. It knows just to wrap it up go spend time by yourselves and boys while you're doing that you can shower with your very own bar soaps that I do this weekend Disney bar soaps for my very favorite hermit
Gently cleanses the body with an ocean side scent because we weren't about to use bar soap. So I say that we get the leather Kyle right we've already talked about that. I know that's why I saw that thought of you to snag that from my room this weekend. So Brian I went over and I looked at your camera. Yeah
And I unplugged everything and re-plugged everything and Carl comes over and I said I think it's dead. And Carl looked at it and did nothing to it and said yeah, it looks like it's dead. - Like literally just died. - It just was over it. - I don't know, it might be the end of it. - Wow. - I'm glad we got your costume on early. - It's also RIP camera. - It's spooky.
It is spooky actually. Your ghost today. It's our first death in the studio. (laughs) All right. Oh, Donna says, "Heptath on is for women, seven events." Oh, very good. Nice. Are you ready for this? Carl has been hard to work, it's that time of year when reviews are getting done and we decide whether we're gonna get new
interns or not. It comes in a couple months, which so Carl really turns it on about this time of year. Yep, makes it look attractive. What he doesn't know is we haven't had a new intern apply for this job in decades. I wonder why. So we'll probably keep our 51 year old intern. But listen to what he did. Remember how we always complain that we did not have music for the sports section? Yep.
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No intern could do that. Carl's a pro. He's a pro. Not for free anyway. Are they part of the government? Are they furloughed right now or interns? No, because he's unpaid. He's always been unpaid. So it's same as being furloughed.
All right, so for the sports section we're going to start off with a special announcement. All right, what do we got? Brian, do you want to take the special announcement and slow walk it so I can go go around with your camera for a little longer? Oh, is this special announcement having to do with our one JD? Yes.
So slow walking. I'll be back. All right. Who recently completed a half marathon? I did. That I did. In the happiest place on earth, right? There's no better place to run a half marathon. Tell us about it a little bit. How are the weather conditions? Weather was perfect. It was a beautiful day. Started the race at about 72 degrees.
And I will say that like that race is made for people that aren't gonna set world records because I myself finished in the top 25% and I am not fast. - They call that the top quarter. - It is for all the people. - Wow. - But it was a good time. And I will tell you that when I came up on my family, they all were wearing shirts with a picture of my own face on it. - That is fantastic. - Yes. - We've got a lot of questions that came in
From from the people on the biggest one seems to be did you have to go to the bathroom during this race? I did not Wow, and how long was that? Two and a half hours two and a half hours I mean if you can't not go to the bathroom for two and a half hours I feel that's a problem. But weren't you hydrating? Yes, but then you're sweating it right out Did you see other people go to the bathroom? Yes
Lots of bathroom stops. Number one or number two? Well, I didn't ask. Okay, but I'm like number two. That seems aggressive. Well, I mean it was early in the morning. Yeah, but you have time to do it before, right? Yeah. Okay. I guess you don't get to go. That is a good that is a good question.
Now do people actually dress up and character? Everybody dresses up for these. What would you say was the number one costume? It was all sorts of different stuff. It was I had a lady in the tramp shirt on. Oh, fitting. Obviously. You're the lady and he's the tramp.
So, but it was a good time. Glad I did it. Well good. We're so happy. What was it? Did we get to your time? I was like two and a half hours. And that's a half marathon? Yeah. No, that's not setting any world record. But isn't the normal marathon winner is like four hours? So you're on pace. Three hours. Go with me, bud.
Yeah, I clearly was on pace to set a world record the that's the 80 year old We're cameras off again. Keep slow walking it. We had it up right and it was going anyway JD yes the boys in the in the the studio here Carl Kyle and I we
Checked our cushions and seats for change. - Yep. - We got to a few things. - You did, you didn't need to do that. You guys are too good to me. - First, this one's in Carl. (laughing) - This is going to last me, maybe the next three shows. - So look, I even spelled your name right. - He did, and his own name, when you hold it up like this, his name looks perfect. - He's always had a little trouble with ours. - That's okay.
Don't make fun of them. He's very good. - This is going to be perfect for the next two weeks of shows. - All right. - And then-- - Also, I hope you're the one that had to buy that 'cause you would be so embarrassed buying that. - You had a ski mask on. - The worst part is I had the ski mask. They thought I was robbing the place. - You got a little love from Wanda on this. - Aw, yay, Jamie. Okay. - I think all cameras are now functional. I can read. - All right, there we go. - And then this is from Kyle and I, and
- Wanda and Toy. - Wanda and Toy. - Oh my gosh so many goodies. What is this? Oh! Some fancy glasses. - Those are badass. - These are sweet. - Can we put those on on top of the bat mask? - I might be able to see. - Those are running glasses. - These are nice. - Oh you gotta take your stem protector off. No need for the stem protector. - All right, there's a lot happening here. - Holy cow.
Yeah, there we go. You're from the future. That is bad. I know like future Batman. You are those pitvipers. These are no they're not pitvipers. Look at me look at you. I'm now ready for sure to fight crime. Yes, you are.
Oh, and a new wine glass. I know it's not your size, but we're hoping it's okay. It'll just take more trips to the box. It's right. It'll be good. It's something a hockey player. And a candle that says you finished a
Oh, yeah, blanking marathon marathon don't have that button handy Sorry, I thought you did is that is that is over it and some Oh, what did they say they say 13.1 Oh, oh You're really thematic guys are just too good to me. We are too good to get those those running glasses
their kick-ass. - These are nice. - Oh, puri-a-peat-a-greese. - He said they look awesome. - They do, especially with the Batman mask. - You know what, you have a pair of those on, maybe you come in at 213, 214. - I'm not. - The world records may be set now. - Windated, and if it wasn't windated, it wouldn't matter. - Arrow dynamic. - The best part is I want you to wake Jason up out of a sound sleep wearing that mask in those sunglasses. - Oh, boo. - Hey, what are you doing?
- If you look at it. (laughing) - A future batwoman. - Well thank you guys. - Congratulations. - And now in terms of gifts given and received, we're still only 500 behind. - Yes, actually. - No, you guys catch up real fast with those. I stole yours this last week. - What? - Oh, hot. - It's a bad. - Yeah, hot soap. - We're gonna have people dressed up as Mickey Mouse with their pieces in their front doors. - Yeah, yeah. - All right.
Congratulations, JD. I heard some of what happened and I'm proud of you and I'm proud to report that Carl has detected that the camera was not plugged into the right socket it now is oh We're good for another 25 episodes perfect all right Cruising along in the sports section because anti-pollil likes to keep this timely Lakes girls volleyball everybody
They won their first round regional game against Annie Ock. - Good for them. - Notice the praise. They played tomorrow night for the regional championship. Six o'clock, Gray's Lake North High School against Gray's Lake Central. - Ooh, that's gonna be a tough one, huh? - Yucky. - Yeah. - It'll be good. - Beat 'em once before though, right? - Yes, we did. - All right. - Bandelion. - Okay. - Okay. Now, to recap on college football picks from last time out,
The panel picks from last week we had a hit rate of 66%. Oh, and you'll remember that I was actually texting you score updates while I said in the rain at Memorial Stadium at the booth in Lawrence, Kansas.
The only game that didn't hit was my game and that's because I picked with the heart. I did pick with the heart because I think I got all the rest of them right. I did not get the KU game right. Shoot. And then the biggest line we could find, we had one of four hit that. Jamie, do you want to tell us who won that game?
Biggest line we could find the ducks the ducks quick they were favored by what 20 no 30 something it was a three or three-point game I think in Eugene yeah Yeah, too big. All right. Here we go Never ever said by a woman week 10 of the college football season here we go
Listen to him first and then give me what you like. Number nine Vanderbilt versus Texas. Not the commode. This is coming to us from Austin, Texas. Is a manning spoken cust? He is not going to be playing.
Texas is favored by one and a half. This makes no sense. One of the Commodore is gonna get some respect. Nobody cares about them. They covered against Missouri. I just don't get it. That's backwards. I think Vanderbilt takes that easy. We'll come back to it though. Yeah, we'll come back to it. Especially against the 20 seed? Yeah. Yeah.
All right next one number five Georgia double dogs versus Florida Degators UGA is gonna spot Florida 7 and a half I believe this is coming to us from the swamp. It's not the swamp. It's a Oh neutral cuz this is Jacksonville NFL stadium where the Jaguars play greatest cocktail party Yes, we're older something. Well, that's at Georgia. Yes, okay
All right, next one. Number 13, Texas Tech. Derrade Raiders. Versus our friends from Maine Hatton, Kansas, K-State. The Wildcat. Whoopped. They did. They did. And we can talk about it if we want to, but it was a beat down. But we might not want to. It's coming to us from Maine Hatton, Kansas. Texas Tech giving K-State 7 1/2. Okay. And then the last game that we can choose from
I don't give up on him. Come into us from Lawrence, Kansas. This is Homecoming Weekend from Lawrence, Kansas. Kansas versus Oklahoma State. De Cowboys. Somehow, even after laying an absolute turd last week.
KU is still favored by 24 and a half. That's a lot. Oklahoma State is bad. I don't know that they're that bad. That's a lot. How have they done since Gundie got canned? Did they fire the mullet? Oh yeah. Oh I didn't know they fired him. Oh. I don't even know who this is. Hello! Hey! What's going on?
Not much about yourself. What can I do for you? I just heard we're talking sports, especially the football game going on in the lower Kansas. Did you happen to sit out in the rain last weekend and watch K-State and Barisus?
- Fortunately, I was at work, so I didn't know. - At the bowl, you had a need to an hour day at the bowl, right? - I had to buy dead yesterday. - Yes. - What's your name, Jayhawk? - This is Ryan. - Ryan. - Yeah. - Hey, Ryan. - Ryan. - KU, No Way in God's name, covers 24 and a half against Oklahoma State, even as bad as they are. - Even at homecoming, no, thank you. - And how do you have homecoming when you were at home last week? I just a lot of questions. Ryan, what do you think? Give it to us.
I just think today, how it's covered this weekend. You do now you know that I think it's you lose to your rival and it's homecoming everyone's in town. You got to really put on a big show. You're gonna grab it. Were they saving all their touchdowns for this next weekend? Maybe so. Ryan, remember the 10 and a half point alternate spread we discussed the morning of said game.
Yes, I do remember that I put it in I was completely and utterly wrong about that I was as well, and it cost me 10 big ones. Oh Wow. Yeah, oh bankrupt now Well, I was tricked about Jalen Daniels getting in the end zone though. I don't know if I told you that one You did and I actually said he'll fumble it out of the back of the end zone and that also almost came through on the same plate on the same exact way honestly
I didn't think you got in there. We started on an absolute. Absolute heater. K state fumbles. The first kickoff three plays later. Boom. It's go time. Everybody's excited. And then it was nothing for that. Hey, Ryan, have you been you've been to the booth?
I have been to the booth. Yes. Can we petition to get the troughs put in at the booth for the men to urinate in because I'll tell you what the bathrooms have. They have four urinals and three stalls. Yeah, but why do you need to pee together? I just need something I can get more than seven people in there at a time. That's not enough turnover. That's not all the women bathroom is and we seem to survive. That's what things are for. I'm honestly with you on that one. I think we should get more locations so we can just, you know,
Let it go midway through the game. Yeah, maybe like a one on the concourse out in the out in the open just outside. Yeah, you know, whatever just piss off the concourse actually do it good work or piss out recycling back to the game this weekend. I do have a player profitable leaks for you guys. Ryan's keeping his son. Yeah, he's like enough of this. Focus. He said recycling. What's that receiver we got? I don't really know names very well. He was from Alabama Henderson.
He's he's going this weekend without a doubt. He's doing what? And two touchdowns and over 100 yards. You think he'll get two and over 100? I think that's a pretty safe bet. We cover the spread. I think we really just put on a show this weekend. I want to be with you. But I've now seen it with my own eyes and I don't know if I can use your heads, not your heart. I'll tell you this.
It might be emotional thinking, but I really think if Jaylen can see the middle of the field and see him with inner inside position He will go for two touchdowns and over a hundred but he didn't see that last week and he was open last week And I was it supposed to rain because a lot more of an emotional game this week. We're supposed to rain because we're not good in the mud. Well He wasn't good in the rain. Is it supposed to rain? We got a factor this in oh
No, it's not okay. Well, then I'm with you. I'm just told him the answer. Can you buy a million? All right. I tell you what 15 sorry, baby. Yes. Love it. I think I'm gonna go with my pick right here. There's no way they beat him by four scores. You think Oklahoma State Congress. I'm not saying they beat him, Ryan. I said they don't cover. I feel that that's a good bet.
Oh, JD, I just don't know if I agree with you on that one. It's gonna be sad next week for you boys when you call in and say you were on that comeback next Wednesday. Yes. This was good of you to remember. This is not easy for you. I know that. Hey, here's what I'm gonna go with Vandy reverse reverse spread against Texas. Vandy beats Texas by three. It's bedroom talk.
Yes, I don't even know what this means reverse spread Vandy by three. Did you can you believe that Texas is giving them one and a half? That's free money Ryan. That's free money Making it rain. I'm honestly pulling up the lines right now as we speak I'm not very aware of the lines. You can't just trust what I'm telling you
Well, no, I just don't know what what game you're talking about. Vanderbilt, Texas Vanderbilt is getting one and a half from Texas. I think that's disrespectful. The Commodore isn't the long ones. In saying, I think Texas blows them out of the water. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're thinking with your head. I'm gonna give Ryan a chance to be on a couple of lines. He's gonna take Texas. I'm taking Vandy.
And then when I'm in town, I'm gonna I'm gonna all spread Texas that six and a half. I think they wouldn't buy. Oh my goodness. Okay. Would I come back next ones that you're going to be in shock like wow, you're a wizard. Yes. Well, we'll see. We'll see.
All right, have fun at the game boys. Thank you so much for calling in. We very much appreciate it. I now you know, I love your phone number in my phone, which is fantastic. Go, Jay. Make good choices. Make good choices, boys. Rock, chalk, baby. Rock, chalk, baby. We'll see you later. All right.
Ryan's a good guy. He did put in eight to hours at Bullwinkle's bar. That's a long day. Drinking or working. Working. Okay. Yeah. That's even worse. Work, work, work, work, work, work. What are you doing? What is bartending? No, he's security. Oh, you know what mess with him. He will take you down. What do you point at 18 hours security at Bullwinkle's? I think that's a pretty good payday. 400?
We should ask to next time. Bowie go probably go what's 360? That's Ryan. All right. Did he get everybody's picks? Text in Rocky. Let's refresh the picks. I got Vanny beat in Texas by three. Ryan's got Texas six and a half. And then Ryan has KU cover in 24 and a half. Brian JD say Oklahoma State covers.
Yep, are we good? We're good. You somehow a million came up at one point. Yeah, well, he said it was 50 in sunny. I said K you by a million. Yeah, you by one million. All right, our last little segment here in the sports section is called the biggest line I can find. This is brought to us by the CGS A. What are you looking at? The cocoa plant growers of South America turning basic chemistry into horrible life choices since
forever. Completely and totally obliterated. All right, our game this week is number 12, Notre Dame. Oh, defiding Irish versus Boston College. Cacod, that eagles. This is coming to us from Chestnut Hills, Massachusetts. Boston College is getting 28 and a half. Some people call it Catholic on Catholic.
- Ooh, that's true. - Ooh, which, who's the Lord Siding with this weekend? - Oh, 20 and a half is what the prediction is, Notre Dame Overboss in college. I don't think Notre Dame covers that. - I would agree, it's a rock fight when these guys play. - Yeah, I'm thinking, Doug Flutey's gonna come back and...
Flutey Flakes, I'm gonna take Notre Dame. You like him to cover 28 and a half? Yep, okay. I'm feeling it this week. And Brian, you're going with BC. I'm going with the Eagles. Not to win, but to cover. I like that you've clarified that every time. You don't even have to do that. Well, I won't do it. Because I would like to win both ways. I appreciate it. I'd burn the sports theme one more time before we leave. Yes, let's hear it. Sports, sports, sports, sports.
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That didn't come up that was I'm not sure what that was I Want to tell you so first of all my man hadn't had a hole in it Kyle Oh, the interesting thing about that. I was not a not a lot of sweet room. No, it was not and that's why I love it all right
So the first story here was a little bit as you can tell Halloween not a little bit a lot of it Halloween themed I did want to lead with I can't I can't you're like ready to kick ass. I know it looks so good My way home is gonna be an adventure you think I just got out of the pool right now because I'm very intimidating So
So I when I was gonna lead with is the top 10 Halloween costumes for 2025. Oh, I think I know number one. Well the problem after Glinda and Elphaba is I had no idea what the other nine were. I'm completely out of it. So instead what I did is I decided to do a little bit of a public service announcement and kind of help
the people. Okay. So Kyle and JD each year thousands of people land in the emergency room due to Halloween related injuries. Okay. Do they get shot by air soft guns? What do you think is the biggest culprit leading to the most visits to the ER Halloween peanut allergies?
- Oh, that's a good one. I'm gonna say, "Sprayn Dinkles." - It's pumpkin carving. (buzzer) - On Halloween? - More that, well, Halloween related. - Halloween related, okay. - More than one half of all visits are related to carving pumpkins. Apparently people have not discovered that you go by these kits. - Yes. - And they're just straight up using butcher knives. - They're being putter knives and chainsaws. - Like the one that's in your head. - That's what happened to you. - So deep cuts to the palms or fingers.
- Seven tendons. - No. - Okay, the second reason-- - Careful out there, everybody. - JD got it. The second reason for trips to the ER. - Spraying ankles. - Trips and falls. - People run in. - Running, they have masks that they can't see out of. - You can lay to them. - I can see very clearly. - Long, trainee costumes. - Yeah. - Bed choices. - They're running around in the dark. - What are they doing? - Okay, and this one's a little bit kind of, but I gotta do it. - Okay.
So children between four and eight are ten times more likely to be killed while walking on Halloween evening compared to other days. Yes. Because they dart across the road. Yes. That's dark. So let's be careful. Yeah. Well, come on. It's Halloween. You got a drive slow. Yes.
You got to see you that's just that's bad except I can see like pitch black at night some kids try to go across the four lane highway Yeah, yeah, well put some put some of the reflective stuff. Yeah, yeah reflective tape and one of those uh
Mine is helmet. I'm sure that's like up there at number three. Yeah, that's the third thing for it man. 10 times more likely anyway. Be careful. Yeah, everybody to be safe out there. And you know what kids if it ain't a rapper, don't eat it. Don't eat it. Even if it's popcorn. Yeah, apples. No, all right.
Oh, we're out of order here. We're out of order. Okay. Yeah, look at this. So the international skating union, yes, known as the ISU. And I want to have a conversation with them about how they score, but we're not gonna do that now. What kind of score? Like how they do their scores. They've launched. I got you. They've launched an investigation after two Chinese skaters appeared alongside and
quote inappropriate unquote plush toy. A missile, which is a missile, or the Pikachu that she has. So it's a toy version of the new DF 61 missile, a huge Chinese intercontinental ballistic missile.
That's large enough so large it's transport on an 8-axle truck So the skaters briefly held up this toy while they were waiting for their scores at the figure skating grand prix of China So allegedly this thing was thrown on the ice by spectators So I have a couple of
Go ahead and get more points for having that or like does that not get around the DF 61s? That's by the way Kyle the Pikachu was also tossing me ice. Yes. What happened the flowers and they used to throw flowers and octopi so a couple of odds observations who the hell makes plush toys of missiles?
China right? How do you sneak that thing into the arena? Your pan leg you wrapping around your neck. It's a neck pillow. I think as long as it's a DF 61 it's good. You know 59 62 no way you're getting that in. Yeah, as I say it passes a smell test. Yes Okay, and finally
a Cook County tradition. Oh, prick, Winkle. Yes. Cook County political candidates arrived with their stacks of signed nominating petitions and lined up early Monday morning at the County Clerk's office for the March primary election. So how many good
quote unquote good signatures. Do you think you're needing Cook County to get on a ballot? Oh, I'm gonna guess by that stack. No, I'm gonna tell you they're flexing. She's flexing a little bit. She's big time flexing. Okay, so I'm gonna say 273. Yeah, I was gonna say 500.
7,858. That's a win. That's a win. You need 7,858 good signatures to make it onto the ballot. I think good signatures is a little loose because out of that 7,000, 3,000 of them were done by your family. I can't straight up go into my grant my 92 year old grandma's house and just
be like sign the she's got her staff doing this. Yeah, it's true show. So yeah, it's typically get three times that amount in case there are any challenges to their signatures. Okay. So let me ask you so she was flexing. How many you think that is? I'm gonna guess that's
17,000. Ooh, I was gonna say 15,000. 40,000. Oh, that's a win, JD. That's a win. But that was like not even 40,000. Well, there's probably 25 on each piece of paper. Oh, didn't think about that. So remember, I thought it was an individual. Have you ever signed one of these?
Yes, the homeowners association. I think I've signed one in my life for a political person I was I was gilting into it So my favorite part about this cow it's best to get to the County Clerk's office early because you appear on the ballot Based on your place in line not even alphabetically Well, how about the number of signatures obtained? No, based on your place in line when you get there
Yes, so you got a camp out. I'm sure she didn't but no, she had Carl doing it. Although here's what I'm gonna say if I don't know anyone on the ballot I'm not picking the first person Well, she would be the only name you would recognize I wouldn't even want the first person like I if you're trying to what place would you even want to be in that line? I'm gonna wire it third place is a sweet spot. I think so it's not one It's like going into stalls at a bathroom. You never pick the first one so the experts say that the top line is
is worth a few more votes each election. -There you go. That's science. It's our dog you with. -I'm gonna look this up later. -Wow. Look, and you know what? I'm scared. That's a rip, Kyle. Very nice, Brian. Please rip.
Alright everybody you'll remember the segment that we introduced last time and here it comes again. Oh boy. Uh... It's half time. It's half time. Oh Brian found him last week. I found a note, everybody. It's hump day half time. Happy hump day. Alright, stop what you're doing.
and have a shot. Fireball. It's not fireball. I whip something up nice for us. You're gonna have to try to guess what it is. Can I smell it? There's only three ingredients. Ooh, I got an idea. It's deliciousness. There's love. Currying.
- In vodka. - Yep. On third one. - All right, hump day half time. Cheers. - Cheers. - Twinkie, drinkie. - Cheers. - I taste lemon. - Yeah, I'm guessing the lemon drop. - Mm-hmm. - It is not a lemon drop. - Lemon cello? - It's not lemon anything. - Good taste, lemon. - I'm going vodka, simple syrup, and lemon. Try another one and see if that helps. - Yeah, here Brian. - I feel like I'm getting bullied.
see what that does for you. Yo, with the peanuts. This is kind of a fun game. Guess the shot. It is. That is a fun game. And I can report that it's pretty true to flavor. You have to drink until you get it. Oh boy. Mm. Ah, it's delicious. Now it tastes like um.
- Hold on. - Stand by. - Okay. - It's all the nuts in your mouth. You don't know what's happening in there. - No, I got nuts in there. - Ew! (laughing) - Why do I have floaters in my glass here? - That's real gross. - 'Cause there's real juice in there, Brian.
Real juice of what? Peach. Oh my god. It's lime. Lime of lime. Lime cello. It's a comic cosy shot. Like a triple second lime for crying out loud. It wasn't pink. Well, 33% right?
You guys are losers of the week. And we're not-- Sorry, we don't-- we're not alcoholics. It was good. You know it. I'm not going to go buy a three ingredients every week to make you sucker shots. That's a bad boy's age time. But JD was. I would. OK, goofball the week, stupid people doing stupid things. We got-- it's a reoccurring theme, everybody. Bad choices. It's bad choices.
This is our good good friend Adrian Peterson. Adrian Peterson. Did he whip his kit? One point. He sure did. Yeah. It's actually unwrap. That could have a friend of ours. This is a distance thing from the show. There's funny things to this. First of all, he got a D got himself a DUI got himself a secondary weapons charge.
But he was picked up at 9.30 in the morning. Oh, so is he on the end of it or the dark on a Sunday morning? On the end or the start? Well, I think it he maybe he took communion more than that. That's what I was just going to say. He went to early church and got some communion. He was being blessed. He blew a pretty good number. What was it?
- I think it was, so the way I do it in my head is 80 is the legal limit. He was 180. So he was well above. - Yeah. - Two plus over. - He was in two people say two X. - Maybe he was like the priest where you get to finish whatever was doesn't have. - The spit in your hair. - You ain't gonna dump that in the earth. You ain't gonna dump that in the earth. He was arrested in Sugarland, Texas. - So now let me tell you this, leading up to Sunday,
He was also picked up on DUI charges in April of this year after attending a Vikings NFL draft event. - In Minnesota? - No, it was wherever the draft was. Which I don't know though. - I think he's driving himself places. - That's a great question. He was arrested for an altercation with his wife. He was arrested for beating his kids with a tree branch as Brian called it a switch.
And he was arrested. He was on a celebrity poker tournament and he got into fistfight during a poker tournament. He was arrested for that as well. He didn't like what came up in the river career earnings for Adrian Peterson and the NFL. Take a take a stab. I'm gonna buck 20.
125 million yes, I was gonna say 14 million, but that's way too low He made 103.7 million Oh, you want damn it price is right And by all reports he is totally broke destitute totally broke he just had a judgment go against him that he owed somebody 12 million and he didn't he didn't have it well, maybe he should just
How do you get rid of that much money? That's not easy. He's not 40, right? No, he just turned 40 and he actually looks like he could still play. Maybe he's going to see if he could sign up. So as I have said many times before and I will say every time I have the opportunity,
If you gave me a million dollars, I guarantee you I could stay out of jail. I guarantee I could stay out of jail. I'd be willing to bet if you got 10 million you could stay out of jail. But as we always like to say about these guys that makes make millions upon millions and even though he might be broke has a posse to him. What puriope say picked up at 9 30 or booked. No, he was booked. He was picked up at 9 30. That is it. I know this for a fact.
and he was booked at 10 o'clock that day. And he was still in jail the following Monday. And that's a central time. So, that's no one even billed him out. So he was in jail from Wednesday to the next Monday, Pioriate time. Yes. And that was last year. Yes. As we say to folks that have the where the means and ways to have someone drive you places and you get picked up on a DIY, say it with me. Get a new verse, Jackass.
All right, our next goofball This is a new trend and I don't know if you guys have heard of this. This is called Flag Jacking. Say that 10 times fast JD be careful flag Jacking. Do you guys ever heard that? I don't think I've ever flagged Jack. I've heard it but I don't I don't know what it is. Okay
This is a phenomenon. Do I want one? Were Americans pretend to be Canadians when they're overseas? Do they say a boat? Either because one, they're embarrassed of their country or scared of being in the middle of the tariff situation or because they believe non-American tourists are treated better than American tourists. Okay.
So in this article there were three dead giveaways of how foreigners mostly in Europe can tell someone is American. They know you're a flag-jacker. Well, yeah, when you say I'm Canadian, they know you're not because of these reasons. So take some guesses. One of them
is kind of an American thing and two of them are geographic in nature. Give me your best guess. How would someone know that if you said I'm Canadian they would say no you're not, you're American because why? You're wearing a cowboy head, okay? You're accent.
No The first one is you are you are wrapped in a Canadian flag. Oh, I thought we one more to get one more guest sure that is not correct You're wearing don't guess you're wrapped in shoes. Okay, you're Jordan. She didn't even listen to like last day. He likes that he likes this to be part to have this power. You said they were Jim shoes
You honked it before I was even right. I was sorry. What was the other thing besides wearing jumpsuit? That's it. They wore socks. All right, one more guess. Go geographic and try to come up with something. Oh, how someone would know that you claimed to be Canadian and you honestly are not. Think of something and you have a set. Oh, you have a maple leaf on your. You say you're from Chicago, Ontario.
You see you're from Alaska. Okay. Can I go? One. Here are a pizza. Send your fat. Well, that would be probably number four on the list. I only did the top three. All right. Number one, Americans are notoriously loud. All foreigners believe. I disagree with that. Believe Americans are loud in their conversation. Number two.
Americans don't know the national Canada national capital of Canada. Okay, but if I said I'm from Canada, so I'm gonna go. What's the capital? Apparently the answer is yes, and the answer is Ottawa. I would stop talking to those people and I wouldn't have known that. Kyle, I took geography and there you go. And the last one is I didn't know this. Don't eat those. Stop it.
Canadians, when they pronounce Toronto leave the second tea silent. They say Toronto. And that's a dead giveaway for an American because they pronounce both teas. So I say Toronto. So also another thing that I wouldn't bring up in conversation. I'd just be like, I'm Canadian. How about you? I'm from Thunder Bay, don't you know?
Hey, how about you get on my mountain? All right, that is goofball of the week. Thank you very much. - Black Jacker. - Oh, black Jacky. - What if you said Adrian Feet in the can of it, they said a best. Who get into the Moulson Triple X, it would be messing. - What is the ABD of that? - 10 and a half. - Don't buy that for next. - Oh, Bob. All right, Bryce, set up our next segment. You're gonna set them up. - Oh my goodness.
And today people you really better Follow the advice of JD with that scary outfit she's got The people like Jordan shoes on the red and black. There's sweet the people needed vice
They crave direction. They are blind and want to see again. That is why we ask, "Bat, D!" (laughs) - All right, let's hear 'em. - I'm thumping through 'em. - Somehow I screwed up there. - I'm glad for the good you'd be ready to do this. - Okay. - So much smoother when he brought the paper in. - I know. - Well, paper prints out so they don't go wrong. - We got three good ones today. - All right.
We need you the people need you dear JD my husband and four of our seven children Only four of them have allergies to various foods including pork mushrooms and onions I think they just don't like those foods most of our friends and family know this and we'll go out of their way to avoid these things
If they're having pork they will make something extra for the two kids who can't eat it for example Those three things are not hard to avoid just for the record We also try to feed our kids before Going to pot locks or other events where the food may have ingredients we're not aware of About a year ago my husband one of our children were in an accident Our children are inculcated but they're okay
Our church organized a food train. I've never heard of food train. I've heard of that. That's what the apps call, I think. Where people were bringing over hot dishes or having pizza and take out the liver. They did let people know about our families' allergies, but some would still bring over dishes that contain those foods. One woman would say, "I know you said no on this ingredient."
But once you taste this, you can take an anti-histamine. How does she know? How do you know that? Hey, here's my extra special onion casserole and an happy pen. You can take an anti-histamine and it will be okay. Oh my gosh. And then sleep, breathe out. I am someone who hates to offend anyone. I didn't know how to politely say it doesn't work that way. No. And I didn't want them to feel that bad so I just froze.
- J.D. what when I say to people like this? - Nothing. So here's, here is. - You kill them. - No. So you just say, okay, thank you. If you have certain dietary restrictions or something you can or can't eat, it is not anyone else's responsibility to take care of that except for yourself. - Wow. - So people, if people are being kind and bringing you meals or doing something for you, then you can't eat it
That's on you like not everyone is going to go out there and do what like Bend over bat like these people are already bringing you food that three of your kids and yourself can eat Well, but she they knew yeah, yeah, they knew they knew but still I would just be like okay, thanks I'm gonna go ahead I'm gonna go a different direction on this one so this is like the
This is, I like it. - Since you are gonna take it in the house and probably throw it away anyway, why not just take the cast roll dish on the porch and just dump it on the ground? - Because that person tried to do something. - It's rude that you're trying to kill four of my seven children. - Now, Brune, she tried to be nice, she tried to do something for you. You say, "Okay, thanks." And then you just four of four of them. - Did she have a package of Benadrill on top of the cast roll? - I hope she duct taped it. - I think there should be four EpiPens. - That would be also helpful. - So I like it.
So my first thing was you idiot, why are you bringing food over that people? But your point is is that's not their job to say what you can and can eat. They're trying to do something kind for you. I think that's true if you just say I don't like something. If you're saying this could actually
Kill me okay, but here's what I'm gonna say Kyle and I hiss to mean and you don't even take Benadill take my or Wal-Mart for version Wal-Prix you say I need a meal train, but make sure it doesn't have to do it Then I'm gonna be like equipping a suck fest. I'm not helping oh
Wow. I will call blood. Hey, you know what? We need some more whatever this is give her another shot of the comic Aussie. It is not if the people are being nice to you and they're they're trying to help. Like maybe she wasn't educated enough to know you can't just take a benadrone call today, but she still did something nice for you.
Not really nice. Yes, she did. There's a lot of stuff you can make with it. Well, I would say onions hard pork and mushrooms not hard to avoid No, no she probably made like a chicken bake that I had mushrooms. Yeah, something gross But almost everything has so everything you saute has onions in it But I'm saying if someone does something kind for you It is not their job to know what you can or can't eat so this is the dark batman
Yes, all right, all right, that's the people that I'm gay. I'm eating my pork and a lot of them down and out I'm gonna be like you guys bring me food but make sure it's not any of this gross stuff and I will abide by that I'll bring you black bean dip real nice. I'll bring you a box of one I don't want Dear JD
I am trying to drink more water. So I set an alarm on my phone to remind me hourly. Oh my god. And this is you leave your phone in your office. This is me because I'm an idiot. Yeah. Sometimes I am in public when the alarm either do birds or
Crickets chirping. Excuse me. It goes off subtle. I turned it off immediately, but my husband says noise is rude. But if I can remember to shut off the alarm when leaving the house, I wouldn't need an alarm to drink water in the first place. Oh my gosh. And by being impolite.
You're being annoying. - Wow. - Truth. - Like if you want to set that kind of an alarm, make it go to your watch where it just vibrates to us. - Yes. - You don't need a noise. - Yeah. - And if you do, like you're being too weird about your water intake. - Yeah.
Another thing that would remind you is if you had your water ball in your hands, right? You know, here's the other thing Do you have any food allergies because Jamie's gonna take care of you? You're not drinking water and you're eating mushrooms. Yes, are you sick? I ain't like an apple All right, here's a last one Dear JD. I have a huge dilemma literally right across from our home Our neighbor is a very nice man
Sometimes I do ask him what he's doing with all the stuff in his yard. He just says he'll keep it. What kind of stuff? He's a hoarder. What I see is boxes and boxes stacked all along his driveway, down whose backyard leaving a very narrow pathway to cars. All along the truck. Does all of this it rains on it?
And there in the desert you can barely see his house due to all the grown trees shrubs and boxes Wow, you believed hoarding doesn't spill into the outside world my deepest worry is fire. Maybe they're on California. I know if I call an authority on him. He will know it was me
JD please advise homeowners association. Yeah, if there's no way you just kind of gotta let it go or move because whether the authority is gonna do come over and put your box. Torot all. Torot law they'll take care of it but you can't sell your house because this dude's got so other other than like snickering and being like oh my god you can't really do anything because what are the police gonna do say clean it up. Yes
That's what you want to have to you're being a public nuisance. That is tort law 101 that much of a nuisance if it's just my boxes of stuff don't put your boxes on your front yard So if let and Moran across his treat from you started to stack boxes Yes, sometimes they do and then they text us and say can you bring them inside because they're out of town Tenga eggs What's a tenga egg? Oh, look it up on your own as Zach
Who's that? Whoever you said was across the street Matt let last Thank you JD and a little bit darkness this week You know what you ask Sometimes it's things to grow you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you ask for. I think that's Rolling Stones, right? Can't always get what you ask for. - Always get what you want. - What you want. But if you try sometimes. - You get what you need. - Just by fine. - All right, our last segment is brought to us by our good friends at Manly Bands. Manly Bands with unique materials like dino bone, meteorite, historic military materials, and much more. Go to manlybands.com, a band for every man.
ManlyBands.com say no to boring. ManlyBands. Oh yeah. All right, Bray. So Kyle, give me a little bit more freeway on this one because I'm gonna explain the rules in this voice. Okay. Of course, you know this is, you know your high school nicknames. And kind of playing off a JD's.
Are they dead or are they alive? I find a high school that is no longer alive! That I am bringing up today for an eye-scaling things! Alright, yeah, believe it or not.
And ain't no more. Oh, okay. All right. So what I'm gonna do is ask you for the nickname of poets. We're gonna ask you for nickname. Okay. So what is your final answer? Poets.
Dad poets the answer is poets. Yeah, Kyle one. That's a win and if you were a fan of LeVern Shirley, yeah, it would LeVern. So it is poets. We need the name of the high school. The city and the state.
Okay. So was Laverna a hint? No, it just made me think about it. I was gonna go to Milwaukee. No. Hold me. No. For some reason, I don't know why, but playing along with Poets, the hell I think is like, loriate.
or something of that nature. - I was going with like the Lancers. - Oh. - But. - Well, but the poets is the mascot. - It's a big thing. - So the L is, I think the L is gonna be this high school and the city, I'm thinking. - Yeah, it has to be. - Yeah. - And so I'm really good. - So I'm gonna give you a couple of hints here. - Yeah, we'll not help you. Okay. The high school was founded in 1910 and was named for a poet.
And I will tell you the poets last name started with an L. -Lyne. -Lyne. -Lyne and Stein. -Probably closer. -1910 really doesn't help us because it doesn't narrow it down geographically. -So this poet. -Okay. This all helped. This poet was a musician.
a poet who was a he and an author that served the Confederate army. How is that gonna help me? Well, you know, tell you he's probably out from the south. That didn't help me. Okay, I think it's in Mississippi.
And he eventually, this may not help you, he became a professor of literature at Johns Hopkins University. - Oh, in Maryland, which was the free North. - Correct. - He crossed over. - So are you saying Maryland? - All right, so I was gonna go like Alabama. - Oh! - We got the state. - Yay! - Poet and state. Now we need city, which I think is the same as the high school. - Okay.
It's all you I already got one and you got one so I guess it's full. So Alabama All right, it's a big city in Alabama Also a famous British general in World War two
British Jewelry War War 2. Leopold. Yep, that's also the coach of Alabama. No, Leonard. Alright, the city is Montgomery. Oh, Montgomery, Alabama. And there's no way in the world you would get this. Oh, I was so thinking. Oh, so the high school is Sydney.
The near high school. Now the school board in 2022 decided to merge it with Georgia Washington Carver High School. We never would have gotten it in May 2024 the school closed the most famous graduate
Believe it or not was Hall of Fame green Bay Packers quarterback bark star. Oh, what does Sydney lean here high school good for birds go poets go poets Well, you know there is a saying in Alabama. I'm not sure what it is. It's a time doesn't apply this time. Sure. What's it is? There's a saying in a lot of states and it's this one is once a poet always a poet until last year the rest of these
Oh, Bart Star? Bart Star? No! Oh it's... They went out of business last year? Yes, May 2024 was a last school. Oh, I thought it was like a long time ago. That was sad.
Oh, that's the rap voice. Too many Kamikaze shots, Mr. Hat. My is still full. You know what? Epic live stream for the people. One the better game than the ace pole. Go barb star. Hey, everybody do something good out there.