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That is so old. I know. I don't know. It's a lost art. I suppose you could default your font to script, right? Oh, there you go. Solutions all around. Problems all in. This is almost like SJD right now. Yes. I just now noticed and I typed the outline that it's my toast. I have a no toast per failure. I actually said yes when I saw that earlier.
I'll get you over here. Here's the mud in your eye. Here's the mud in your eye. Takes a lot of pressure off. I spend hours doing mine and I get mud. Okay. I don't think I have anything else. We ready to go. We're ready. All right. Our first segment is brought to you by Brian's underwear.
They're short white, tight, and gosh darn it, they fit just right. Brands underwear. All right, that kicks us not in the balls, but right over to Celebrity birthdays and National Thing Day. All right, we got two birthdays today. First one. Okay.
We'll call it a live. It is. It is. A live. Clifford. This celebrity turned 96 years old yesterday. Wow. He has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. Hot dog, originally named Mornimer, he changed his name early on to be more kid friendly.
Okay. Yeah, anything yet? Or just Brian? Just Brian. Okay. Oh boy is he an animal lover. His best friends include two dogs and two ducks. In the early years he stuck to basics like black and white but then he transitioned to color in 1935. And finally,
He is the world's most merchandise mouse Mickey mouse. It was his birthday yesterday 96 years old thing. Do you know how I was thinking about what's his name George Burns? Yes, well he would be like 130 right now But in my head he was the closest thing I could come up with what was his like he was the God movies There was something he made a bunch of movies where he was God. Yeah, yeah
Smoking a cigar. Yes, so close. Yes, but good job, Brian. Was that who you had when you put your hand up? Yes, because sometimes I think I should ask you first because the clues get easier as it goes on. Oh, but then how ruined he ruined your clues. He does ruin the clues. It's a hard thing to balance. He had a part where he was steamboat Willie for a while too. That was that was also one of the clues I didn't give. Okay.
but that's okay. - Maybe gay because I had George Burns in my head. - Yeah, really. - Yeah. - That's why it'd be bad on like a wheel of fortune 'cause I would get locked into a world and I wouldn't be able to get out of that. - Yeah, Kyle, there's two Bay letters in your answer. - You've said it seven times, it's still not the right word. - All right, next one. Might be a little harder, alive, also in November 18th birthday. - Right, she sent you off. - This actor turned 57 years old yesterday.
Acting as a family affair, he has a famous brother as well and many people want to meet the parents of such Hollywood successes. 57? 57. Gosh. He is an animal lover as well. He had an Australian cattle dog named Garcia, not Marley.
Some would have thought having a nose like his would be professional Armageddon. He probably shows his distinctive looking nose, which is just a little off due to two breaks from high school football. - Oh, almost. - Oh.
Well, Marley Marley there was a woman to get a friend's that movie I don't even know why I watched it. I knew what was I've never watched it. I heard a lot of water. I never watch it. Never watch it. Old yellow or two basically modern day old yellow don't do it. Hold Marley.
which speaking of Marley and Oldiella, it is national have a bad day day. Oh check E or it brings all day today. It is celebrated every November 9th 19th and was created for people that have to tell people have a nice day even when they don't want to.
Do you know what I say when people say that to me? What do you say don't tell me what to do? Who are those people customer service reps? Yeah, today is for them. It is their day to tell people don't have a nice day. Yeah, have a bad day eat it choke on it customer service is ranked as one of the most unhappy as jobs
Oh, how could it not be this day? Who calls you that wants to tell you good stuff? No, imagine going to like 19 years to pharmacy school and getting screamed at by some old lady in the drive-through for your whole life. Awful. Yeah. Awful. No thanks. I'd be like, "Walk in here." We'll talk to you then.
So decide effects are I can get diarrhea or constipation in my half hour lunch breaks coming up. I've been on shift for 16 hours. I got to spend 15 minutes closing the gate. We'll be right back with you. So today is the day for those customer service people to actually be themselves and tell people to have a bad day.
But it does caution you, make sure that the people you're telling that too, couldn't take a joke. Because you don't want to lose your job over a seasonal day. Well, like it's a national day. At the Bevics, right? Isn't it the place where they're going to start? That was a good time. Is that still raw? I don't think so. Probably not. People couldn't handle it. They're fighting back. If you're not in customer service, if you're not, you can still participate. You can just use this as your opportunity to show your true feelings. Just tell people.
What you think what you think I like it tell people the what you think what you did the phrase have a nice day come around 1971 18 16 1948
- Oh, Brian. - So, get out. - So before then, there was no, what did they say? - Screw you. - It was just, that's when it just kind of became a thing, like, have a nice day. - Yeah, it's day. - So get out there, be honest and tell people that you hope they're having a really bad day. And you wish that on them. - Hope this is your last day. - You know what, this is gonna tie in nicely with one of our SGG's today. - Oh good. - Yeah. - I would tell many of those people have a bad day. - Yes. - Well, you're gonna love it then. - All right, it's also national carbonated beverage with caffeine day.
Very specific. Just like the pizza last week. Get off your parier. Alcoholic beverages were the first carbonated drink and they were carbonated through fermentation. But carbonated. It should have been the last. Carbine water was invented accidentally at a brewery. Guess what year? Cat. 1851. Ryan.
I would say 1896. You both lose 1767. Over. 1767. Yes. They've been fermenting beer for a long time. All right. From there, the carbonated drink sector took off.
Yeah, with Coca-Cola still being the number one caffeinated carbonated drink. Yeah, so I do have a Coca-Cola for both of you. Oh, and the best tasting in my opinion. Thank you. Well, then you enjoy these. They built a very loyal fan base when they first came out because there was actually cocaine in it. It was a good time. Yeah.
You know, it's actually, it's still, it's children a little bit. Matter of fact, you could not drink it. One of the-- - You couldn't stop drinking it as well, thanks. - You know what, Wanda loves these, especially if she's got a little, you know, she's a little hard. - I remember, there's a lot of good uses for it. So my last question for you guys. - Jamie Mentos. - I don't think we want that to happen here. - I know in the studio. - This isn't a competition question. It's more of like a poll question. Do you say soda or pop?
-Soda. -I say pop and pop. -I say pop. -Well, can I even go back a little bit more to show my true roots? -What's here? -We used to say Coke and Coke could refer to anything like you want. -Quick Dex. -Well, you don't want to Coke? -Yeah. -Yeah, Mountain Dew. -That sounds about right back before you grew up. -Yes, I saw it. -You just say soda and you're from up here? -Yeah, pop. -It's pop from around here. -It's a pop, kid. -Soulside is frowning at you right now. -Babla.
So do that's what we got he wants some soda yeah everybody wins okay I'm gonna have some carbonated beer
That's so outdated. I'm gonna take it on down the road kids to the sports
Alright, so I was told last week to keep better track of the panels results. So I've done so. Oh, I just wanted to know who the winners were. You only want to know when you were the winner. Yeah, true. Yes.
Okay, so last week check this out a new personal best for the panel. Oh man 100% hit rate. See what happens when you when you're held accountable. Yes, we took the dogs both of us did you and I took Iowa. No, no, no, you and I took Wisconsin.
who barely covered 34 or some crazy number. - Feels good. - And they did. - Brian took Iowa who covered against USC, barely. - Well, they were comfortably burying them in the first half and then they were safety away from losing your bed. - Yeah. - But yeah. All right, so 100% there and on the biggest line we could find, Brian was our winner. So we're only 33%. - Oh, somebody's calling me. - Ooh. - A mystery number. - A bed. I shouldn't say they're no more.
What's up Ryan? Happy birthday. Hey. Hey, thank you. Appreciate it. Isn't your birthday? Happy happy birthday. Thanks guys. I appreciate it. Where are you at? Celebrating? Are you still at the house getting ready to go celebrate? We're at Papa Kios right now on Massachusetts. Already that is much cooler. Yeah, Oklahoma Thunder, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're going back to back just
Just go ahead and submit that bet right now. That's gonna happen. For some reason Ryan an Oak Park, Oak Park, Kansas City area. Yeah, Olathe. Olathe. Olathe. Yeah. Sometimes people call it a lathe. It's a lathe. You pronounce the E. It's really over. Olathe is nice. But for some reason Ryan from Olathe is a huge Oklahoma City Thunder fan. So Ryan, huge Oak in the Thunder fan. Ryan with the current state of Kansas
Athletics including the chiefs. Stay hug basketball. When does the looting start in Lawrence? I Said when does the looting start in Lawrence because of the current state of Kansas basketball? Well, you just went till Darren pierce you know his back. He's he's going back with vengeance. He's soft. Listen, he's soft. He's smart. He's a top three draft. And he has a calf string that's that's
For those who watch the NBA finals Tyree Celebrate unfortunately towards a there is a key ladies in games seven Yeah, that's exactly what's gonna happen there in Pearson if he plays another game I got a calf strain walking down here. I'm still working Not a lot of and you're not even getting paid not a lot of our not a good Not a good ROI on that investment I'll tell you this Ryan we you're a little early because I'm gonna cover that in great detail in a little bit But I do appreciate the call what do you so here's my thing and
Kansas basketball sucks Kansas football sucks Kansas City Chiefs suck like what in the hell Can't you barbecue? Say that again I can't agree with that's can't just basketball statement at all They're one or two aren't they? I think it's a team that has a chance that leads to make the OEA
So Peterson's not going to play before they get back from Christmas break. You know that right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I shouldn't because this team already has an automatic good to the tournament. I mean, I think we save him for that. I don't think so. I think our only postseason team this year was girl soccer from Kansas. I'm only confident saying that. I'm only confident saying that because they already made it. And this is the most
Kansas basketball cool-weight drinking man. I know right now. Yeah, you know, this is a hard hard table right now. Yeah, by the way, Brian, when you yell in your microphone so loud that it sounds bad in your headphones, that's a little little loud. I still love you, Brian. When you do that, you gotta shoot her under the table. I'm just like putting my ear to the microphone. Yeah, I know. I'm putting my mouth to the microphone. We weren't yelling at you. We're not yelling at you.
You probably have no idea what's happening on your ends. All right, hey, Ryan, what we got you before you go celebrate your birthday. Kansas versus Iowa State. Kansas getting four and a half. Can they take it home or no? So last year we kind of screwed our season over, but we ruined other seasons as well. And I think we ruined Iowa State season this Saturday. Love it. He's still drinking the cool aid, Brian.
I love it. Bear. Drinkin' something. Anyways, that's the size of the point. Okay, she's done her going back to back. Shay's going back to back MVP, finals MVP. And I'm glad I can hop on this call to express that thought tonight. I love it. And I put some money in Aiden's account, have him get you a drink on us from BS from the basement. Happy birthday. Cheers, buddy. Thank you. You guys have a good one. You too, bye.
Bears that's a lot of dedication calling from a loud restaurant on Master Street. Yeah, I don't know that that's a restaurant Yeah, they serve popcorn. They serve popcorn All right, let's get to it. So here's what happens on BS from a basement sports I'm gonna give you guys four games that you can choose from okay
You're gonna listen to them. You're gonna think about it and then we're gonna come back to you and we're gonna do some picking. Alright, from the friendly confines at Ridley Field in downtown Chicago, Illinois, northwestern, the Wildcats versus Minnesota.
So this actually I think could be a good football game, right? I agree. I think Northwestern kind of has found some footing. Okay. I'm not sure Minnesota's that good, but Northwestern giving four and a half. Very friendly confines. Got it. Very very simple.
I kind of think the same because North didn't Minnesota beat somebody of quality last week. Okay, next game, number eight, Oregon. -Duck. -Versus number 17, USC. -Duck. -Froogen. -This is coming to us from Eugene. The ducks are cracking up 10 and a half points against you and it's-- -I made that really money, real money on that line. That's crazy.
Next one, the futility bull 2.0. We had it one a couple weeks ago. This is our second one. From Chapel Hill, North Carolina. We have a five and five Duke team. - Double devils. - Taking on, I think, a six and five or five and six, I didn't write it down, North Carolina team. - Detargeals. - The Duques are favored by six and a half.
This one's coming to us from Kennen Stadium, but I don't know enough about either one of these football teams to know who's home stadium that is. So I'm assuming it's Duke's home stadium. - We'll just guess. - Don't know. I'm thinking it's Duke's home field. - It sounds smart, so it must be Duke. - Yeah, I agree. We'll call it Duke. - Well, the fact that Duke's given up points, that makes me think they're at home. All right, and then the last one from Jack Trice Stadium in Ames, Iowa.
We have the Kansas J-Hawks. - The J-Hawks. - Taken on Iowa State. - The Cyclones. - I-S-U is spotting Kansas for and a half points. We already heard Ryan is taking those points and running with us. - He is, he's out of the building. - Yeah. - All right, so who does everybody like this week? - All right, I'm gonna go the first game. I'm gonna take Minnesota, actually.
I watched the game where Northwestern played in Regalee. That's miserable. I would never want to watch a game in there. Go disagree. Go disagree. Goals into the stands and the people's faces. On the wavelength. Yes. If you're out in left field, you might as well watch it from a bar where you can actually see everything about that setup is terrible. I take Minnesota. It sounds like a pick of spite strong. It was a strong pick. I watched the whole Michigan game last week.
It was not a good setup. - What do you like, Brian? The Trojans are gonna cover. Trojans to cover 10 and a half. I don't know if they're gonna win, but 10 and a half's a big spread. - Yeah. - That's what she said. (laughing) - Okay, I am going to stay away from Kansas for a bit. Only just like, I just can't take it anymore. I'm gonna go. - We're not gonna make it. - I'm gonna go northwestern to cover against Minnesota.
They're gonna cover for it. - Oh yeah. - Even though-- - We can go 100% if you go again. - I was led to believe that Minnesota had a win of quality last week and maybe they didn't. Who knows? All right, that's our picks. Now we're-- - I think they had a buy. (laughing) I saw 'em on the field with somebody. Just can't remember who that somebody was. Our last sports segment is called the biggest line I can find. This is brought to us by the CGSA, the co-complete growers of South America, turning basic chemistry
into terrible life choices since forever. Completely and totally obliterated. I thought that was Brian and I was about to yell at him. But you're here. All right, number five, Georgia. The dogs. Taking on one and nine Charlotte.
- The 49ers. - Again, we asked this question last like, why are they playing each other? - What hair they playing them? - In week, what are we on? Week 13, there's no reason for this non-conference shenanigans. - We're getting too far in. - Yeah, this is coming to us from Sanford Stadium in Athens, Georgia. Georgia is laying 44 and a half.
- Yeah, I'm not taking that. - You're not taking it? - No, it's too close to the end. You can't just get people ruined by playing to 49ers. - Jamie likes UC as in U charlotte. - U charlotte to not win that much. - It's happening over there. - A quick golden goal for schedule update. Their last game was November 14th at Oregon. - Yes. - And they lost 42-13. - Good showing for them.
Who do you like in the Georgia Charlotte game? What did you know I see what did you take? You're good. Charlotte there's there's we're too late in the season to screw around. I'm also taking Charlotte. I'm taking Charlotte. Okay. Oh everybody. You know Charlotte. So big.
So Charlotte's gonna cover 44 and a half. I kind of like that. There's no reason for the starters to play past the first half of that game if even that. All right, we got him all in. If anybody hasn't, you want to get in. Let us know. We'll put him in for you.
Our next segment. It's brought to you and it's brought to the people. I know one. This is a segment we call Brian's Riff. Brian is a connoisseur of the news. He goes out and he will read multiple newspapers every day to watch multiple newscasts every night. He's been even known to walk the beat. The brain is the best news stories of the week and he does it in a segment that we call Brian's Riff.
You know what I've been picking up leaflets too there's quite a little bit of information. You're always innovative and sometimes for pound more news in a leaflet than any world. Sometimes some nice pictures as well. All right here we go with the riff. So a cafe in Dubai is serving the world's most expensive
Cup of coffee. It's priced at $980 a cup. What? This luxurious drink, JD, comes from a rear and elite strain of coffee beans cultivated on volcanic slopes in western Panama.
I didn't know that no Panama was big for their coffee. I thought it all coffee was from Colombia and Guatemala. Oh, that's why it's rare and Costa Rica and Panama harvest of this in Brazil beans yields just too many places few kilograms Kyle okay making them among the worst the making them among the most exclusive coffee beans in the world
Okay, so the Julie caffeine Dubai which bought the beans and is serving the coffee is only able to produce about 400 cups a year Yeah, that's it. Wow there's 400 cups So they bring like a whole ship of beans over and that they get 400 cups out of it. No, they only get a few kilograms out of them. Yeah, well the yield is terrible. Well, that's it's exclusive and rare So let me ask you this
If you pay that much for a cup of coffee, you drink coffee to JD, right? I drink D-Caf coffee. Kyle, you drink coffee. Yes, sir. You got to drink it black, right? Yes. I drink it black. You can't put anything in it. For that price, I think you'd have to.
But then I kind of want to say you do for that price you want to do it the way you like it. Yes, but I here's where I get mad even when I pay you know two dollars at Emily's pancake house when I get down to the last one eighth of the cup. It's cold Wow, I can't have that for $900 dollars
No, this is that's the that's conversion people are buying this is this like when they have well no more than 400 But are they actually selling through it? Oh, yeah first shirt for real like pre-bought
That's so stupid. There's cheeks that come through there and they order it every morning and Drive off like they just hit Starbucks and they take one sip and they spill it out Panther Pizz gross So and I thought two things I thought to myself and I you sort of gave your answer ready Kyle How much would you be willing to spend for a cup of coffee Starbucks is my limit. Yeah, I won't buy coffee from anywhere I
I don't actually like Starbucks coffee or McDonald's or any of those. I don't even I don't I like the taste of just a curing normal coffee in the morning. The comfort of your own home. Give that to me. That's all I want. Okay. And what kind of I guess
If you were gonna drink this regularly, what kind of money would you have to make to drink a thousand dollar cup of coffee? Yeah, are there free refills? And like what's is it cool to your friends? Is it in a Starbucks red cup and you show it? I don't know. Yeah, once and done thing just to say you've done it. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, you got to be making. Yeah, I don't you got to be making
Close to a mill a week to justify that. And you know some of the best coffee you have is like an Greek restaurant Just a you know hole in the wall restaurant and you're paying the dollar 54 and you can get seven refills for free. Yes, I agree. Don't like it. I don't either Brian. I know like I know like so YouTube TV or back baby so
I'm just for the people I want to make sure that those who subscribe to YouTube TV are aware that there is that $20 credit out there correct for them to grab If you recall, there's a period I need to get on this Yeah, there was a period of time there was a discreet to YouTube TV in Disney and you couldn't get ESPN ABC you heard it here first. Yes, we did breaking news But here's where the riff has a beef yes, instead of quieter with instead of simply
Crediting each Subscribers account. Yes with 20 bucks you had to be paying attention that smart and earn the credit That's real smart. They asked you to do a little work. Yeah, $20 is that not kind of shady? No, that's how I would do it too. Don't just give it to him
I don't know. It doesn't feel like the right thing to do because it doesn't really say we feel bad. You haven't had your channels. But it also feels like if you didn't notice, I don't care. And if you did notice, come get your money. How long did they give people to claim it? Like three months, right? Yeah, it's still out there. It's still open. That's why I'm telling the people claim it. Now that it's on here, everybody will get it. You should claim it. But
If I was YouTube I'd do the same thing. I'm not gonna just give it to you if you didn't actually notice her care. You know what's interesting though when they they have some credits in the past. YouTube is actually pretty good about like if something screwed up we're pretty good about taking care of our people and you didn't have to go do that in the past. This was a new thing. This is this one was different.
I want to know, so we talked about it. They had 10 million subscribers, Brian, you're good at math. Yes. So $20 per subscriber, the total account on that is 200. 200 mil? Yeah. I want to know how much of that 200 mil gets claimed.
You think half of it well, not even I don't know the stats I think of the same thing you know the whole 11% at minards Yes, they put it on their balance sheet and then they use it to pay their bonus So there's a people there's a calculus that says okay We're gonna offer this and it makes us look really good. Oh, yeah, yeah, do you think it's less than half for sure?
- Minard's on gives you that 11% back is basically a coupon. - You have to do it yourself. - You got to remember to go back in there. - They are banking so hard on you not redeeming that.
Yeah bad news for them and Illinois it never expires. Oh, yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. We should get interest on that as well. But yeah, I thought I was a little shady. It is shady. I agree. So moving along. I feel it's not shady disagree. And that's what makes this show great. Yours is empty to make them smaller today. No. Yeah. We got here early, Brian. So speaking of corporate speak, this is one of my favorites lately.
So Volkswagen apparently no longer has recalls when something is amiss with large amount of vehicles. They now have service actions. So one to nine just received a service action notice for our engine cover.
Oh, that's not good. Here's what the letter says Kyle a new I quote a new and improved engine cover is now available and Will be installed on affected vehicles free of charge Okay, which I thought sounds lovely and you know, thank you. That is nice But what the hell's wrong with the one that's on my car? It's not on anymore That's what's wrong with it. Is it gonna start on fire tomorrow?
I feel that's a delightful way to tell you that fell off months ago. I know I feel like I made it a $980 cup of coffee over it folks right now And finally Tucker this past Sunday Was the sixth Paris sausage walk now
- Nice. - Tucker. - This walk along the river scene, I think it's, is it so? - Yeah, now you're right. - Raises money that is dedicated to the well-being and adoption of doxins. And apparently slippers that look like doxins. - We didn't hear anything about this on National Thing Day.
No, I had to save something for Brian. So apparently JD hundreds of dogs take part in the walk. Now my question Kyle, is it still politically correct to call a doxin a sausage dog? Vener? Yes, or will we get canceled? You can call him that. And then secondly JD. Yes.
What visual did you have in your mind when I said there was a sausage walk? Well, and there might have been some nudity involved. And that's the right one. I'll tell you what. So what is Tucker? Tucker's a golden doodle. Oh, through and through. We DNA test him. No, Daxa.
So doxins I got a friend who's got a doxin that's very much over fed in the belly I want I want along here doxins. I never call them a sausage dog. I think you call them a wiener dog a hot dog. Yeah, you ever call him a sausage dog? No, I come I call him wiener dogs. Yeah
- Sausage. - All right, everybody. - We're just fat. - Half time. - I don't know if you're gonna like this one or not. Get those shotguns out. - Oh no, no one likes to start with that. - This is a Humpty Half Time.
This is my friend is the shortest is it's up here? Humpty Humpty Humpty and then she here because the Humpty dance is the Humpty. Oh Humpty hip oh I'm so square oh
Ooh. Ooh. I like it. -Rachata? -It is not rum chata. Had I had rum chata, we would have had a really good shot, but I don't have any rum chata. It's kind of medicine. Once again, this is-- Do you try it already? No, I smell it. This is overfilled. Hey. All right. I'm going to let you guess what's in it as per usual. Oh. Ready? I got one guess already. One, two, three, slow. Here we go.
-Baleys? -There's not Baleys in it. -There's some sort of coffee lacour. -There is. -Correct. -Vodka. -Very nice. -I want to guess the vodka, but what made it creamy? -That is Kaluah, as she said. -She looks at me. -Kaluah is not creamy though. -Kaluah. -Wipped cream vodka. -A dash.
of half and a half. - Oh! - I actually like this 'cause I like Kaluah quite a bit. - There you go. Kaluah and Non-$900 wine. - Do you like it? - I'm not sure you like it. - It was good. - Put your money where your mouth is. - It was good. - Hit me with your best shot. - Pet Benatar, 1984. - You could almost describe it, Brian. It's kind of like a white Russian shot. - Yeah. - No, this is good. I'm into this one. - Waka would like this.
- No, well, she doesn't watch the show or type in anymore. - Maybe Albright needs this week. - Maybe Albright needs this weekend. - A little bit of whipped cream on this would have been really nice. - A little topper. - Yeah. - You know how I came up with this shot, right? I typed in common shots you can make with regular shit that's in your-- - Really? - That was a good-- - That was a good look up. - This was the only one that didn't require something weird that you wouldn't have, you know? - No, I like it. Good choice. - That's good.
It's a good day for it kind of little dark. We haven't seen the sun at about 72 hours. Now was that place in Alaska yesterday when the sun went down? Doesn't come up! Doesn't come up for until the 22nd of January. And T Paula, what's up? Tocos and Tocos and Tocos and yay! Hot dang, who is this?
- Auntie Paulo would like that shot too. - Oh. - Well, you're not here, but we have a chair you could be in. - We sure do. - I know. - You would even have to be on camera, you could be doing shots. (laughing) - That'd be the best kind of thing. - Our new set up, our new studio, we have a room for a studio audience. - Yes. - I know, what's with a new studio? - You like it?
Yeah, I don't know about it. Oh, I don't know why. It took me a second to figure out where you were. I was like, I don't know where they are. We're in your house. Antipala, have you noticed the brevity of the sports sections since you can plan about it?
a month and a half ago. It was very delightful tonight. We said that's the last topic. It was like, oh, yes. You're saying thank you. She's saying Uncle Doug is in on this too. Yeah. We. Yeah. Uncle Doug's doing chores. I hear him giggling in the back. He's sitting right next to me. Did you call it? Did you want to put a pick in on any of the games or you want to talk about something else? No, I'm good. I know. Well, did you hear that episode when I gave a shout out to Sheldon?
Yes, oh my God. That was so good, but I was watching golden bachelor so I had to figure out. Oh my God. How long did Sheldon crawl around in his cell? How many years? How many moves? 11 years? How many long? How many shows?
just none. That's actually why he died. He was squished to death. He was a non-hermit crab. He had no shell. I put multiple ones in there. He went in once or like an hour and came back out. That was almost in 11 years. He was a snub. Maybe he thought there were fumbles that he'd come out with a cape on. Yeah, he did his little
Okay, so he died of exposures. Yes, pretty much All the other shame she's she bastard couldn't even get him a new show you probably bought a book yourself your show's probably it no holes in it Oh my god, he was fine
Yeah, for 11 years the last three were tough. Yeah, the last three were tough. I think I might hurt my crib last three weeks. Oh My God. What else is going on? Hey listen, you don't have your tree up yet, right?
Well, we have it up only because it's new so we wanted to get it up but it's not decorated. You're not actively turning it on yet. No. Oh, okay. There's someone at this in this conversation that is minus and actively on. And if it takes that much effort to put it up, I am looking at that thing for as long as I can.
- Good for you. - So, Wanda is the whole neighborhood 'cause it's 30 feet tall. (laughing) It has seven million twinkle lights on it. - Tommy, it doesn't bring you joy when you walk into your backyard. - You know what? It kinda does. - I told you, it kinda does. - It kinda does. Wanda would have hers up if not entertaining for Thanksgiving. - We're having Thanksgiving? I don't care. - No. - She's a hater. - Exactly. - She's a hater. - Hater's gonna hate. - Good for you. - It's Christmas one. - Yeah. - You're like binards.
Oh my gosh. You got Christmas up already. Did you have Christmas up after like three days before Halloween? I want to. What's the thrift store over by Julie? Hobby Lobby. Yeah, I think they got fourth of July stuff out. Is that a thrift store? Because they have, no, I meant to. But I knew it. I knew the thrift store. I knew it meant. Sorry. What am I bad? I was on your page. Everybody jumped all over me. Not me. I answered your question. It sounded a little haughty. Yeah.
That's uncle Doug. He politely knew what I'm at. What's that? What's that thrift are you people by crash from? He stopped giggling in the background to answer. They had a 12 pack of sheldon shells the other day that I didn't need to pick up. So did you put them on eBay unused or lightly used. Herman shells.
Are you guys doing your show next Wednesday? Well, we just had that conversation conversation. Oh, you'll see. Some of us want to. Some of us have been working on it. Listen, last year we worked on Thanksgiving Day. We worked on Christmas Day. And I think we worked on New Year's Day, right? We worked on, well,
You and Brian worked on Thanksgiving Eve. I called in. Yes. We don't go. I'm going to mic with no headphones and no mic calls. He's in Hawaii. He's in Hawaii, right? We did work on Christmas Christmas Eve. I think Christmas day and New Year's day.
The best Christmas day. I think so. Yeah, you're right because it's not Thursday. The best part about Uncle Mike is he did the whole show with no sound coming through his headphones. He couldn't understand. He kept saying, "What is the point of these headphones?" Like, what are you talking about? That's the only way to hear yourself and then I went over and checked him and they had nothing coming through him.
You know, we call that beginners haze. Working for me and some logistics on game time for next week. So next Wednesday, anti-poly, I'm sure aware because you've been working with the cheerleading squad. Lakes has a basketball game. That's right. I've got to get my cheer perfected before. Yeah, that's you. What is your cheer? What are the, you don't have to cheer it, but what are the words to it?
Bet no where I'm driving. Go go lakes. No. You know how to do it. Go lakes. They better not know how to do it if you don't win and screw it. Yeah. Show what you made us. Go lakes. Go lakes. It's like I'm at a game right now. I thought you were a major. Antiphollow, what is your homemade cheer though that you teach the girls that's kind of agnostic to school. You just have a general cheer.
Did you give us the words to that one? You know I can't. I think you can. I think you can. It's okay. And then there's a word. What is it? Okay. Buttercup or okay. Milk shake or okay. Come on. Milk shake. Yeah. Milk shake. And how does it go? Oh, he's going to go to you.
Let me ask you a question. What are you and Dougie Dougie Uncle Uncle Buggy? What are you guys drinking?
sitting on an arm chair like a one person chair together on this call. It's not even a chair in a half. It's just a one. It's so hard. He knows. I'm right. It's a love seated best. It dug his. He did. It's cotton balls between his toes. As Paul is good.
Painting his toenails. No, I'm drinking vodka and Dr. Pepper cherry. Oh My gosh, that's delicious. Oh, girl is drinking. What are you drinking? That coke with lime. Oh Every party has a pooper. Oh, you're driving tonight, huh? I know. Yeah, you know what?
But you're but you still didn't say you're you're seeing the situation are you seeing together on a one-seater? No, we're sitting on opposite sofas actually sounds like a lie multiple sofas. Lottie dog. So fancy at their house sounds like a cageer bad to me.
Yes, we had two sofas. That's right. Yeah. Oh, you're high in but we haven't been invited over to sit on them. Not enough room. Every time I try to look in your window, I can't look at anything. The house is too new. They just go to everybody else's house. The carpet's still clean. Oh, oh. Well, hey, we'll see you guys. We can a day from now. I'll take a rest.
The Dr. Shell. I'm starting to thought the 48 pound turkey that Brian made me buy. I'm gonna start smoking it tomorrow. Are you coming over Thanksgiving day? Yes. Hooray. Yes. I just invited myself. Hooray, and so here we are. You don't even know what goes on around here on Thanksgiving. You're never here. You're welcome to come over. You're the whole thing this year, right?
I am for who my parents the best part of the day is the cooking part in the morning when you're getting drunk Well, I thought they're oh sorry Don and Mabel mooh We're gonna have some pig candy anti-pollowing might have some jalapeno
Poppers some tequila shots by the time Don and Mugae here. It's gonna be a party. Don't know your house because we'll have five people face down in my front yard Delicious and Uncle Doug will be shaking our shoulders Molly Molly are you okay? Look at my toes look at my toes anti-fola pain in my toes
Andy Paula, thank you for calling. We love that you call it by the way, Doug. You're not supposed to put falsies on your toenails. Oh boy. Gross. Gross. Yes. Gross. All right. We'll see you on Thanksgiving, everybody. Sounds good. Take care. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Good cut over. Oh yeah. That was so much solid. All right, listen, it's time for Goof Paul the week. I'm starting to have second thoughts about what I was going to talk about. It's okay. Why? Because I've never gone here before. Uh-oh. And I don't feel good about going here. But I think we have to go here. We might have to tonight. All right, so check it out. What? Watch for the graphics.
I'm gonna bring this up so you guys can see it in the studio because it still might not be able to see it. There's so much going on in goofball this week and it's gonna go on for a little bit because I've gotta get my soul clean on a couple things. - You're trying to come to terms. - But this is for those that don't know. This is what the hell's his name. I don't know 'cause he never plays. Darren Peterson.
- Darren Peterson, that's good, that's good, thank you, thank you. Darren Peterson is, by all accounts, the projected number one draft pick. He is a guard for the University of Kansas. And in seven total games, he's played two games. So seven includes two exhibition games. - Okay. - If we knock it down to just regular basketball games, KU has played five games and he has played in one of them. - So what's wrong with them?
Well, we're gonna get to that. Oh, sorry. But what I wanted to show you is this Gary Barnes guy that made this comment Gary Barnes I don't know you but this is genius. He writes it's like having a Ferrari in the garage, but you're not allowed to drive it That is a good way to say not wrong about it should be Cameron from first viewers day off
- Is my mic on? - Yes, here you are. - Thank you. (laughing) - Is this plugged in? (laughing) - All right. - So it's in your cleaners again. - So much to say, so I'm gonna start off by talking about how NIL has absolutely ruined college athletics. - I agree. - Which we've kind of known for a while, but now it's hitting home to me, so now it's real. (laughing) Not if your team was winning, 'cause.
And then I'm gonna have to make some statements that I don't wanna make about Kansas athletics because as you guys know, I've defended them to the grave. - But if you blurry your face, it doesn't count. - For a lot of years, I've defended KU athletics. It's time to have an honest conversation about KU athletics. All right, so it kind of is. - It's like an intervention. It kind of is. - It kind of is. This is gonna be cathartic. - How long has it been since your last confession, son? (laughing)
All right, so if we look at Darren Peterson and we look at by all accounts Kansas pay between two and three million for his services That's not accounting for every Darren Peterson Jersey that gets sold at the Union Yeah, the bookstore that he gets a cut off. That's just what we gave him to come to Kansas
So if you do the math on that, there's 32 regular season games. This dude is literally making about $100,000 a game. Just to go to school there. Nice work if you can go. Well, and he's getting free school. Right. Because that's worth obviously nothing for those of us that paid 50 or 60 grand for the one year he goes. Yes. Is he going to play that amount? So
Here's, I just have, this is, it's painful to me to have to come to this conclusion in this way. But I start to ask the question, do you have to start to change the way you delve out these nil contracts?
Like if I was Kansas, I would say I'm not giving you a checkup front anymore from now on what we're gonna do is I'm gonna pay you per game played Yeah, cuz this dude ain't playing well a lot of times aren't there like these are boosters investors like are they gonna pony up the money the next time Well, but if you don't you can't you're not a legitimate
You're not legitimately in the game if you don't so the pendulum has swung all the way leverage is gone although it no leverage correct and I Understand the spirit behind the N.I.L. try and help these kids, but I think the N.I.L. has ruined college sports and made it like mini NBA. Yes, it's it's just not a good time anymore. There's
It's not unless there's like 12 to 16 schools and teams now and each sport. That matter. That have a collective. Yes, right. Have an at least an equal foothold. Right. I think here's the other thing that bothers me. Can I go back to school? Yeah. The other that you yet for years of eligibility, you don't have to say that is true. You do. The other thing that bothers me about Kansas is Kansas is perfectly capable and willing to spend the money. Right.
But we're not for some reason we're not getting the bang on the investment and Let's be honest for these guys that come in on these two three million dollar contracts that are obviously only there because They are not allowed to go to the MBA This is a means to an end right and all that matters to them is
Is I'm in that top five draft choices when they call names next summer I still have a hard time that you can give a kid a contract playing college Yeah, I just I am not behind that it takes all of the So funds are on word for it, but it takes all the good stuff out of it And you don't and again putting yourself in their shoes. You don't blame them
You should want to go to play it Duke because Duke's a good basketball not because they have the most money to give you I'm not blame and Darren Peterson one bit if I was in his shoes I'd be doing the same thing 100% it is the to an extent I'm gonna say to it extent So here's the thing though when you're getting paid that much money and you're doing this because you got to give a year somewhere before you can go to the NBA these kids
They don't care about the tradition. They don't care about the team. They don't care about the school they're playing for. They don't care about their teammates. And I call me an asshole for saying that, but I believe every one of those statements. These guys care about one thing and one thing only-- Money getting to themselves and getting paid in the NBA is all they care about. And I will exhibit A on that. How in God's name,
If you're Darren Peterson and you are playing Duke and Madison Square Garden, right? If you had to go out on that court and crutches you would want to play in that. Yeah And he doesn't give a shit. He doesn't give a shit So here's what they claim, Brian. You asked what his injury was so from the jump from the first exhibition game and
They said this guy has got a cramping issue. We've seen athletes that have had this before have some potato chips, whatever. He's got a cramping issue. Cramping issue. So then he plays like it. He plays in the game against North Carolina, which to me says
Well, he must have physically felt better and he must have convinced himself it was cramps to feel good enough to play in that game. Only to then say, "Oh, it's not cramps. There's something wrong with my hamstring." I know Ryan said calf, it's hamstring. And until that feels 1,000%, I can't put my future at risk by going out there.
I just I hate everything about that. But doesn't scare way the NBA teams at this point. What he's doing I would think would be more of a concern. You're that fragile. Not you're supposedly 18 years old. If you look at this picture, the dude could be 26 and you wouldn't know the difference. He's three class many times. Yes. But this it's just it's ruining college basketball.
The March madness tournament isn't as fun because everyone is paying for good teams. It's many and being so what you explain the whole thing how do you coach that? Like if you're a coach you got nothing they do you have no leverage on this he may have a he may have a he may have his agent in the in the practice. Yeah
Well, what you were saying about the NCAA tournament, Kansas has already had guys not play in the NCAA tournament to protect their future in the NBA. So it's almost like does the NBA just open and say,
If you're good enough go now well, that's what it used to be and to be honest college athletics was probably better when that was it was because if you're if you're good enough go now. Yes, like what do you need your two years? Stop being a pain in the ass and so my best go to your jucco if you need your two years if you don't and you're good enough be gone But otherwise it's ruining all of it and then at what point as an institution does KU have the right to say?
We want our money back. What did we pay you for? We didn't pay you to sit on our bench. Right. We paid you to play basketball. Yeah, this is it's getting wild. Something needs to change. How long before Bill self retires at this point, Brian? You're walking right into my segment. Okay. Stay off of my segment. This is my segment and I got some stuff to say. I apologize. Okay.
You are worried about this and this has been a good one. I'm pissed off. I fired up legitimately pissed off. Pioriapete's all over this dude. I told everybody that Kansas football was the real deal this year. I drank the cool aid. I bought into it. They freaking suck. Whoops the day. They're five and five.
They suck. Whoopsie daisy. Every year I can't wait till that first Kansas basketball game and even watching that first game which was against Green Bay and Doug Gottlieb was the coach of Green Bay. I thought, uh oh, they kind of suck too. Brut bro. Because once again, we have brought in a bevy of like eight or nine guards. They can't freaking shoot.
How is it possible that for three years I have watched KU bring in multiple guys that in high school couldn't miss a three-pointer. The line is the same distance, the hoop is the same size, can't make a basket it can just to save their freaking lives. I just want it so bad.
I want to know why this is happening. You're yelling it. You're yelling it. You're a can't handle. You're a hang on. I'm finishing my goodness. I'm finishing up a bit of a rant. So the end of my rant is this. For three years, I have watched just abysmal
Shooting from the outside when I've heard Bill Self say that's never gonna happen to us again. I'm gonna fix it. So this year we have now nine guards that can't shoot the frickin' basketball from distance. Now I've never said this before because I love him to death. He's an undeniable stud.
I think the new world has passed Bill Self-By. I really do think that. And I think that he's lost his edge. I think he doesn't recruit the right players. I think he lost that magic that he had just three years ago because honest to God in the last three years. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen a KU guard shoot over 30% from the outside and I can't freaking stand it. I hate it.
I hate everything about it. Wow. Piora, did you wake up in here? Listen, had to like get in on this because it's tomorrow. The best part about this is I was listening to the rant at my house. And it's still going on. I had to get in your car so Colleen and the kids couldn't interact. I get in the car drive all the way to Wingstop. I get back in the car. Phone you guys figuring we're on the next segment, maybe. And you're still ranting?
I can't I can't take it I have stood in the line of fire for Kansas athletics and I have done everything I can to defend them to the grave I can't do it anymore. They're letting me down. They're letting me down to an extent that I find personally I
Totally unacceptable. He removes his Kansas tattoo today. I don't have the 2002 slash 1998 slash. He's actually if you refuse to pay tuition for his two kids. Yes. I'm actually pulling them out of I'm pulling them out of there. They're gonna go somewhere else next year. Straight to the N.I.U. Oh gosh, you know, it is
It is interesting, as you guys know, I'm a bit of an Illinois fan. Yes. And it's been interesting to see Brad Underwood change the way that he coaches based on this new model. And the people that he recruits based on this new model. And one thing I've heard him talk about over and over again, is he talks about going the European route. I kind of like it.
Any talks about being like how grateful they are for the opportunity to play college basketball. But they're not fun. They are to coach. And I wonder if like some of those old dogs that we all saw get out, right? The Roy Williams of the world, the Mike Shishefskis of the world, all those guys just got out of the right time. Tony Bennett from Virginia, who wasn't at all. Self didn't.
I don't know what it is. And I say this with all sincerity. I love Bill Self. I think he is an absolute stud. He has an intoxicating aura about him that you, if you're around him, you can't help but like him. And I've experienced that. But something fundamentally has changed in college athletics that he is not adapting to.
And I tell you this the dude that shot the most shots for Kansas last night as a guard that last year I someone need to remind him of him at a time out you were playing at St. Bonnaventure last year turn off the switch you're not a shooter you're not out there to shoot
Stop shooting him and Trey white and Illinois cast off at least at least he's from a major institution We we for the last three years have had guys from South Dakota state that we brought in we've had guys from Mercer that we brought in this is Kansas. This is Kansas. Why are we bringing in guards from St. Bonna venture? I don't understand it
I'm looking for answers, Peoria. I can't find them. Got nothing. I'm with you. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. I think the college game has gone to more of a, I mean, when you look at the best players in the NBA, they're
foreign. Yeah. You look at what they do. They shoot threes or they shoot layups. Um, I mean, you have to have guys who can knock down shots from the outside and Kansas has not. We haven't had that in three years. We haven't had it in three years.
And I mean, there's so many benefits to shooting threes that it's even if you shoot threes that aren't great. It's easier to offensive rebound to three than it is a two. You know, like there's just there's just so many benefits that you guys have got to figure out a way to start.
Making that more of a priority in your game. But here's my here's my question. This is the the root that I can't I just can't figure out Literally, we have eight guards on our roster this year Brian Brian That was rude these guys are on the roster because in high school or wherever they played in college last year they could hit and
Why is it when they come to Kansas? They can't what do we do to them that they can't shoot anymore? Like I what the hell do it happens? I don't understand it. It's just is God just is God just mad at all the cheating that
the bill self did years. Oh, God, it's got to. Spiding you. You think it's the basketball gods coming back on us and coming back on a so hard that even a die hard fan like myself is starting to revolt so early in the season.
Well, you know, as a new I'm supposed to hate Bill self. Yeah, I don't know why Illinois fans hate him. He went from a mid major at the time, you know, program. Told me one of the top four programs in the country. Like why why would you not take that job? I don't understand why Illinois fans hate the pay for his.
whatever's on his head. - He did Illinois a lot of favors. Now Bruce Weber, maybe that choice was a bit of a mess after Bill's self, but-- - He did it a game time. - But he did it a game time. - 12 minutes game time, they're at the UC. Do you know what, do you know what Bruce Weber, his mistake was? Do you remember, he yelled too loud at the concert at some point? - Their first practice that he was a coach, he had a fake funeral for Bill's self to tell everybody he's not here anymore.
He's got that's a good approach maybe he should have had more fake maybe should have more fake funerals They were good as first up well here felt awful because the guys that self recruited because they people didn't move like they move now, but and do you know and do you know where all those guys were from Chicago?
Peoria Illinois. That's loosely Chicago. Loosely speaking Chicago. Hold the phone here guys. Illinois. Frankie Williams. Peoria. Sergio McLean. Peoria. Brian Randall. Peoria. You wrote this down before you got in the car. One of those one of those three guys actually played.
I'm not gonna let that happen. Not tonight. Hey, do you guys have four people in there tonight? No, Angie Paula was remote. It looks like she could fit in there.
I don't know. There was people were in different spots. - Or in the studio. - We made Brian move to another sea because he was eating chips. You may have seen him in a different sea. - He's a crosser me now, so you see me in the back of him. - Apparently it's front upon when you eat during the show. - His head looked even bigger. I didn't even know it was so long. - I'm very smart. Alright, Pete, before you let you go, 'cause you've been no help to assailing my hurt.
Um, Brian, Brian guy played his last round allegedly, uh, at Blueberry River this last Saturday. And he got onto his last hole. He got on the green and regulation. Nice. He hit a putt was looking around at us. We're like, nope, we're gonna have to see him. But give it to me. They proceed to miss that putt. Look around again. Nope. We got to see it.
Four putted took a seven on his last whole ever blueberry river. So that's why I think he's gonna renew his membership. We're going up tomorrow night to talk to him. No, I'm not four put. I can't ever look twice. Clinkle some change in your pocket. Hope somebody gives you a putt. That's a classic. No, no, no.
No, we thought he would enjoy playing out his last hole. You want to hear it hit the bottom of the cup? You have to and it's still never it's still never dead. You can't pick up on your last. He gave himself the fourth but the good news for him. Brian Lattice, November in Illinois. You don't have to post that score. It doesn't. That's right, baby.
my card says birdie. Oh I love it. You guys have a great night. I'm gonna hang up. Enjoy that. Go go go. All right. Take care, Pete. I'll see you later. Bye. Wow. Love it.
I can't believe he did the fake. I'm asleep during my that was my confession of my life. I was not happy with that. I apologize. I felt I feel your I felt your heart and me. It was trying to bring it brings me physical. I know what I was trying to watch what I'm watching Kyle. I was trying to redirect.
- I took a psychology. - We're all out of drink. - You know what, you know what, you should- - You know what, you shouldn't. - That one had marijuana. - JD. - A little bit to your left, there's a refrigerator. - Let's go, let's get through this. So, I apologize. So the most asked about in famous segment, dear JD. The people needed vice.
They crave direction. They are blind and want to see again. That's why we ask, maybe. I'm just here for the people. Oh, this is so good. I got so good. I got good ones. I got coal ones. Stand by. Stand by. Check out this fire bill's self.
Yes, after five games into the season. So we got Jacques Vaughn sitting on the bench. So your first letter today, JD, kind of ties in with your like friendly blood, blood, blood, blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood
- It's a pretty big experience. - It's a real experience. - It's a real insurance. - Someone invariably asked me, "So what are you doing the rest of your day?" I find it to be very intrusive from someone I don't know and may never see again. - Yeah. - I might go home and take a shit. I'm gonna take a nap. - I understand they have been trained.
So it isn't necessarily a fault, but I need a better response than who wants to know? Or why are you asking me this? Signed trying to keep boundaries. Okay, so I will say I understand that question's question is annoying because yesterday I
I went to a dermatologist and as they were doing, as they were cutting something off literally I did too. As they were doing their cortisandated number of things you removed from someone. She's like gonna feel burned gonna feel a pinch. Hey, what are you doing the rest of the day? And I just said, I just said not going in a hot tub. I said working.
How funny is it that I did that yesterday too? I literally we could have carpooled we could have held hands on the tables couples I didn't have anything cut out. I had 18 things dry ice But I thought the exact same thing when she's like
All right lay down I'm gonna scalpel this out of you. What are you doing the rest of the day? I'm just like working You know this what do you want me to answer this? What did you want me to say? No, I said this pretty much ruins it to her like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing else. I'm jumping on that one. What am I doing? I talked about taking a poo
I just said who wants to know that's what she said going to work at 720 so and do they really want do they really care it's a small talk just scrape that part of my leg out and get me out that's your chance to say something crazy like I got 17 eight balls I got a deliver I might rob a bank
I don't know keeping my options open. Well, but it's not like I'm going to do this is this is what I ever killed a man. I get it with the girl that's doing my hair. She wants to do my hair. She wants to see. I'm feeling what's your what's your address? I'm going to kill your husband. Like the person who's coming in me and what doing teeth work?
We've lost Brian. We've lost Brian and that's on you Jamie to be honest. Yeah, not gonna lie. My dentist isn't saying to me. What are you doing the rest of the day? Well, you can't answer him anyway because you're like, uh, but they say the person who's coming inside me.
Brian, Brian, that's what you said, you said it on me. Pulling together. You know what she was trying to say. Dear JD, I'll remove it. I didn't even answer for the-- I didn't even answer for the-- I had more to say about that one. I didn't, too, yeah. No, please, go on. I attended a play at a theater that had just one single stall, ladies room.
Okay, so there was woodstock when I was when I was finished using the facilities I opened the door and I'm and face the woman standing squarely in front of my way scowling at me in the pooper after holding the skull for a few silent moments she said I Thought you'd never leave Taking it back
[laughter] Taking the back, I merely laughed awkwardly as we sidled past each other. Scydled. Scydled? Scydled? Scydled? Scydled? Misked? Misked? JD. I promise I did not take an inordinate amount of time in the restroom.
Was there a better response? No, not a place you could take care of it if you just like drop a hot doose and someone's waiting for you. Well, the single stall in the whole feeder brings a level of pressure. By the way, I want to point out that I poured what I thought was
No, that the person we just was rude. Look who dialed in who? Oh, Pat like him. East goes Pat aka East goes Pat. Yes, Pat. Thank you for calling in and putting my soul to ease. You should call Paula and they can discuss the situation of the setup. No, they're
If you got to take a while in the bathroom, first of all, someone shouldn't say something about it. You think it. You don't say it. But what else is she going to say? I just beg, thank you. It's not anyone I knew. If it was someone I knew, I'd say something.
You might want to give it a minute. And there's no more toilet paper. Let that air out a bit. But I would not want to tell that lady to let it air out a bit. Go straight in there. Breathe deep. Yeah, but I mean, do you find yourself in a situation where the bathroom situation is limited?
Will you rush it a little bit, but you can't control that all the time Can I tell you something I'm gonna make another confession I never thought I would make it? Oh Here's there is a janitor at my workplace. We'll call him Jason. It's her We'll call him I could give your actual name because I actually do talk to her quite a bit. Uh-huh
I swear that she must have a camera on my office until when I have to go poopies because as soon as I sit down in the stall she knocks on the door. Anybody in there? It's like, no, it did not matter what time, what time I go in there. Why are you always wanting to clean it? And why can't you clean it like just before I go in there? That would be awesome.
Maybe she likes ginger poop. But well maybe someone I just can't understand. I've gone at every hour of the day and she's always asking. Is anybody in there? Wow. Do you answer? Well you have to. Otherwise she comes in. I'm slinging mud and she's cleaning the stall next to me. Here. All right. Here's our last one.
Dear JD, I just can't come to grips with the new style phone etiquette where you send a direct question or comment to someone and it seems now optional to answer a respond. Or at best get a like.
Or a smiley face wearing sunglasses in reply My communications are important. No, they're not they take thoughtful effort to compose and like in the old days You're supposed to call a person back. I'm not talking about silly status post on Instagram. This is my two-way comparison. This is the custodian interrupting East Coast Pat is why he said that
Did you see what he said no? Oh, is it just me or is this an epidemic that is killing courtesy and good manners in modern society? Well, you didn't call up front. What should I call back? What should I do fire my friends and family? It's tempting. Oh, so let me understand so she's sending
I'm gonna say it to you. He is. All right. He is sending a voicemail and then someone's texting him back and he doesn't like it. It could be it's text emails or instant messages, but he doesn't like what they're writing back. He doesn't like that they don't like back or they just get. They don't call them for a smiley face. He wants a callback. Yeah.
Nobody likes a call in these days unless it's an emergency. I feel like he is retired and he's composing these essays and sending it to someone that's at work. He said he's saying someone an epic thing in the air. I love essays. You're not wrong, but that's what he's doing. He's writing someone an essay and then their thumbs up in it because they're busy. Yeah, I got a life, buddy. What about, let me ask you a question. What about when you get the text if you ever get these that says, "Call me."
- You ever get a text like that? - Oh, I do, and then I call them right away 'cause normally it's someone that... - Doesn't bend in a car. - Pretty much needs to be called. - Why car accidents or can't get up? - Why don't they call you? 'Cause... - Oh, they probably already have and I sent 'em to voicemail. (laughing) I have never gotten a call me where they first didn't try to call me and I just hit. - So have you ever questioned the text you sent and you got the emoji back? - No.
I don't think I have even no like I'm like all my friends informational transaction you get a thumbs off this guy needs a friend or he needs a plan at the end of the day. He's thinking too much. Yeah, in an animal. He needs an inner human interaction is what he's looking for. There's yeah, there's if all my my besties send a lot of thumbs up and I'm just like
They liked it. Awesome. Good for me. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Good for me. That poor guy. He can start texting me. I'll call him back. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Well, he won't.
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Hey quick shout out to East Coast Pat. He's a good guy. He is a great guy. All right. What do we got, Brian? He forgot. No, I didn't. That was a pause for dramatic effect. Correct. dramatic effect. So this is after SJD and JD knows things and birthdays.
The best thing on our show. It's called Know Your High School in the Game! So this one always... Oh, I like that guy. Yeah, he's very easy. He's uh... Scottish. He's high-end. He's a Scotty. And uh... What I love about this is the story about...
The town is probably better than the story about the high school, but they all come together Tell us more Brian. So again, here's our I'm gonna ask us I'm gonna give you a little hint here first. It's so we're far west. Okay. Okay, Washington, Oregon, California
We're west of the Rockies, so you're right now. There's more states than that. But we're asking for the, once again, the city, the state, the high school, and of course, the Holy Grail, the nickname. What is a bounty now is nose.
I don't think anything can you bring that up? He's like the Colorado Scotty's I think he's got a cold is what I think You have a nose plug in so let me ask you a question What do you think the nickname is Scotty's? Goddys damn it. You got a plus your welcome. I yelled that earlier. I'm getting better at this. I know I thought you forget
All right, you got that but I don't understand the tumor on oh, that's a Scottish hat now I understand yes, yes, okay Yeah, so you got this caddies okay, scotties a high school the city and the state let's go state first West of the Rockies I heard see
Never eat saggy waffles. Nice. You taught just helping you. You taught us to have a cow. It's too hot there. It's gotta be like in Portland. Idaho? Sure. It's gotta be somewhere cold. I think they were scotties like sweaters. Washington states and desert. But it's cold. Washington state.
No. I don't know. You're not far off my to home. A Minnesota. Big Sky? Minnesota. I don't know. Don't go off the grid. Don't go off the grid on us. How about Montana? Montana? Oh, that's what I meant.
That's what I meant. Montana, if you look at it on a map, it's like Minnesota-laid sideways. That's what I meant. That's why. And west of the Rockies. All right, so you got this Montana, the Scotties, you know, and the city in the high school is share the same name. Oh. And let me tell you the naming of the town here is the real story. Does it have anything to do with Scotties?
- Well, hey, something to do with Scotland. - Now, listen, we got some good city names in Montana 'cause we watch Yellowstone. - Of course you do. - You got Bozeman. Bozeman. - Yeah. - He said has to do with Scotland. - Yes. I don't know if Bozeman has something to do with Scotland. - I don't know how anything to do with Scotland. - What's the capital? Bozeman I
Oh, we lost it. Oh, we had to restart. Um, let's go. That was where you were supposed to say name of a Scottish town that is the same name in Montana. It's not in a brain.
- That's where we need Scott Leab. - Scott Leab. - Yeah. - Scott Leab, Scottlin, Scotties. - It's the Glass Gal High School. - Glass Gal. - Now here's the fun part. So, Glass Gal Montana was founded in 1887 as a railroad town by James Hill. He and a local railroad are named the town when they spun a globe.
and stopped it with their finger landing on glass cow stone. I like it. Good as any other mouth that I think. Exactly. And there you go. That's the interesting fact. That's it. And there's all the interestingness. Well, that's the difference. That was good. I could have used a little more interesting fact in fact. Freedom. Those were good. Oh yeah.
Freefurt was filmed in Scotland. Yes, go ahead. I thought you were singing the George Michael song. Oh, good, but he's English. Gotta give him what you take. Well, you do, you do know this. Maybe you don't know this. They do say in Glasgow, Montana, once a Scotty. Always a Scotty.
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